Vroom Vroom!

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Vroom Vroom!

Postby vertigo25 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:19 am

You have to actually see this thing to understand how cool it is.


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Re: Vroom Vroom!

Postby Mother Mo » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:39 pm

Very cool indeed!
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Re: Vroom Vroom!

Postby Bone » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:09 pm

That thing looks WAY cool, if only it had a bigger motor in it...
120cc engine... Most riding lawnmowers have a bigger engine...
I hate to see something look that cool without an engine to back it up.
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Re: Vroom Vroom!

Postby goblin » Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:45 pm

It has all the motor that you can handle already bone.........

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Re: Vroom Vroom!

Postby uncle goth » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:11 pm

grandpa munster did it first :D
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