I know a great tailor that could whip that up for you in no time at all.

Some of my favs that always end in a little slip of pink paper would have to be:

Ace Of Spades - Motorhead
Ted, Just Admit It - Jane's Addiction
Side 1 of "The Top" - The Cure
and of course, and pre-"Diver Down" Van Halen or pre-"Coda" Led Zep.

Oh, but maybe I do.

I'm a naughty little boy, and I need a spanking!

Blondes? They're boring, almost as boring as those bottled up red heads that sprang forth after Ms. Oklahoma won the Miss Amerika collar.

Give me a natural black. Or at least a dark, dark brown and I'm a happy man.

Anything less, would be uncivilized.

I better get a spanking in 13 more days, or I'll be super pissed.

I'll give you a hint. One runs at 900 rpm and the other runs at 6000+ rpm.

Oh, and rubbing one out as "the stranger"

A crappy German pile of shit.

But it gets me to the mall in the snow so what do I care?

Oh goodie, and I was starting to think I would have to come up with some new tricks for my treats this year.

Holy shit! Whoever said Wendi O Williams is dead is a fucking liar!

Aye.

And it sucks being this balanced.

What? No Skynard or any MLWTTKK?

What gives? We need some psycho hillbilly music my man.

Just wondering I heard they were hanging the pictures/paintings/photos for the silent and live auctions today. I can't wait until I get a little time to go see what's being offered.

I am an independent fetish film maker and some say I'm a smut peddler, but I think my sig line sums it all up.

Oh, and I dabble in the Class III, Title II stuff as well, but only if you're wanting to erase humanity.

5pm sounds like a plan. I get off work about then, and it's only a short walk from the mall! W00t!

I'm all over it. Couple of bottles of sake, and some asian guy flinging knives! Sounds like a family reunion to me.

Anyone want to be my date? I'm a sure thing.