Does this mean we finally get to stamp you over? Have I told you lately that I love you? Everyone knows my real age....24....wanna buy some *ahem* lakefront property.... wait a mintute...does this mean I get in FREE? Even if you don't get in free, I will be buying you a B-day shot... just don't sme...

Back on subject.... Sorry Chili and I missed your show. I've been wanting to take him to NYC for the longest time. Maybe you could do a set for a Temple night. Ya know... all goth... all night....we could make it a "Goth" Temple night. We'd like to see you and Bev again. I think Jay could be talked ...

Key words here people.... RELEASE FORM Unless you plan to do a cavity search on EVERYONE coming into Sanctus, then it will not matter what type of contract/agreement you draw up, it can be thwarted. Cell phones have cameras on them now. Are you thinking you can confiscate those as well? Right. Hones...

While I'm not necessarily keen on the bondage thing, I would like to request women in stockings dressed as secretaries, librarians, schoolgirls, administratrices, waitresses, nurses, Donna Reid, dental hygenists, teachers, flagrantly sexual nuns, Monkies, cheerleaders, meter maids, Barbarella, cand...

Oh yeah.... I was there,Chili was there, and my sister lived there. Literally.
Those were the golden years.
Does anyone know if Chuck Bernley will be in attendance? Just wondering.

Art... it's a beautiful thing!

Congratulations guys!! Glad y'all are doing fine.

OK... crucifiction was supposed to be the most humliating way to die. Jesus was called "King of the Jews". The Roman empire could not and would not tolerate ANYONE calling themselves "King". It was an insult to Caesar. He was "god". As to the carrying of the whole cross.. what better way to humilate...

Dammit Jay!! Those are too funny! You made hot coffee spew out of my nose!

Miss you!

Happy birthday Monkihobitsh!!!

Thars gonna be a PINK pirate booty. Good thing pink goes with blue!!

ARRGH!

Google is gawd's gift, I tell ya.

LMAO!!

I know someone that actually did that for a trip to the gynocologist.
He thought it was funny.

Still ... that is some sick s**t!! Funny, but sick.

Yes....I am a closet geek. I blame the monkeys.

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I resemble that remark!!
Careful or we divulge all your "grey" secrets!!!

Oh hell!! I think he waited on me the other day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
*Does a little Monkey strip tease*

So it's NOT Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday, but it's the best I could do at the moment!

Love you!

The Onion is good for my bitter , cynical soul! Love those boys.

I will be there of course!! Chili would be disappointed if I didn't go!
Besides... this is the last chance we all have to fling things at Evil Twin while they play!

Chili and I are bringing stuff too. I'm looking forward to this Sanctus!!

It'a been a while since I've posted here.
Long story short..... My screen name was given to me by a friend of mine at work. I call him Beelzabubba, and he calls me his sister, Beelzabetty.
Yeah... we're just a couple of mean, bitchy people. We wouldn't have it any other way!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
For some reason I want my mommy now!!!