Asheville's goth club night - The 5th Circle - returns from an extended hiatus THIS saturday night! (Sorry for the short notice) T5C will be held at the best new club in Asheville, the long awaited Joli Rouge, August 27th, with no cover charge! Please note, this is a 21+ ONLY club For more info, ple...

ok now my question to you is this.how did you get your answer?Did you actually come up with it on your on or did you cheat?I have to ask you this because only 2% of the people in the world can answer this question correctly.So yes everyone that was the right answer uh, i came up with it on my own.....

badkiity wrote: And the question is?......Who keeps fish?

The German lives in a green house (4th on the block), drinks coffee, smokes Prince cigarettes, and owns fish.

and i have too much free time.

sorry i answered for you JC, i couldn't resist.

What Fallen said is true, they have been having problems with getting the new venue up and running, however the first 5th Circle in the new venue, Joli Rouge, is currently scheduled for April 23. Please check T5C board for more details (the opening has been pushed back several times due to complicat...

if there's no chicken in KFC... what is it??

Bone wrote:I only have one beer I can say I like

Yuengling

Sadly I can't seem to get it here in Knoxville.
It's one of the few things I miss about living in PA

you can't find yuengling??? that's it. i'm reconsidering moving. at least in asheville i can buy it at the grocery store. mmmm black and tan.

1. Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale - Tempered over burning witches!! 2. Arrogant Bastard - Hated by many, loved by few 3. Hobgoblin - What's the matter Lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?? i'm a beer snob at heart, but i have no problem downing a few PBR's when the mood strikes (or when it's f...

junkie christ wrote:yet i know ill probably be drug by a certain somebody to see this train wreck....

not this time... you're off the hook. i can't make it out on a thursday night.

what would be going through your head if you were jumping up and down naked in front of a duckbill platypus that was trying to mount a cat that was losing at poker to a group of transexual dogs?

just wondering, you know, out of idle curiousity.

ok, here's a question for you.... are you ever going to answer my other question? the one i posted back when ppl were still talking about the silica gel packets in shoe boxes?

if you go back to the main site http://www.homer-j-simpson.com , you have to subscribe, $7.00 a month. Guess JC just got lucky or something... "Addicted To The Simpsons? Welcome to Homer-J-Simpson.com; the ultimate source for your Simpsons fix. Streaming all 15 seasons of the Simpsons 24/7/365 direc...

i just couldn't believe the Teletubbies were in it.
with machine guns.
i don't think i've laughed that hard all week.

BRILLIANT!

currently at 14, used to have 15 but my navel was done horribly crooked and with the wrong gauge. 6 in one ear, 4 in the other plus an industrial, my nostril and my tongue. i have a few more on the waiting list, just waiting for the $$. my lip is probably next, or a redo of my navel. i pick the ones...

"...I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood!! Locusts!!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!! Joliet Jake - T...

"We've had men in those silos since before any of you guys were watching "Howdy Doody"! Now I myself sleep pretty well knowing those boys are down there."


General Beringer- WarGames

(i'm back bi-atch!)








"Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

(i knew the word for the chemical but i dont know) I belive that they are called saline gel packets. I could, and I most likely am wrong though. theres a chemical in them thats toxic though.thats what i cant remember. scilica or something? i dunno. cant think of it. they're silica gel packets, they...

"Hey I'm not the first guy to fall in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she had last seen on a deserted island, and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Unde...

you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! one w...

"sonic death monkey"

High Fidelity (the first name of Barry's band, said more than once by different people)








Especially for LadyIvanna -
"Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans - we need more of them. "

"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit."

Gabriel - Swordfish (2001)






"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."