oh, and I'd also like to meet a decent guy that doesn't lie to me constantly. I would really like to find a decent human being to share my time with. Just something peaceful for once. We have to lie to women. They have so many insecurities that being honest is an insurmountable task. Besides, if yo...

I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in ...

Im sorry if I fit into the above said bracket of new posters. I have been a spider on the wall for eons. I noticed you people were in real need of a douche on here. Topics were stale and yeastie. I signed up to attempt a re-birth of conversation. Much to your chagrin, apparently.

Excuse me sir,JunkieChrist, I mean not to piss on your cloven hooves myself. If you insist on fornicating with me because thie DarkAlf guy is meriting my responses. Read no more. THen you wont hear how I will wish upon you eternal pain and mental incapacity(It seems to be working already) I tried to...

I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in f...

Have a very black Christmas.......Hadareth decendeth upon thy wretch of filthy swine......Take unto my desecration the cold steel.....From which this hate spews forth.....corroding every hall.....bleeding pity and death.....Fearing all that is bright.......Kill unto thee this black sacrament and sha...

But are we not all children of doom? I am so proud to say. I feel self-hatred upon reading that demure re-working of a x-tian classic. Self-hatred is love. I can honestly say that I am unhappy with myself all too often. Death can be my only check-mate. Check-mate. As I pine away, b1tche$. Filthy lit...

WOW. Your vox are so emotive and powerful. I live in the Dallas area Mr. Alf. I could probably find you some children of hate via the female species to indulge your deathly ways. I recommend a redhead and a black-hair. If you could do this on the last weekend of Dec. the third degree of Saturn would...

Just because DarkAlf has corporate sponsors, as I like to call them, doesn't mean he couldn't be creative. I suspect he is driven by some undying force to explore his pain through a cathartic funeral procession. Id do it too if I could get any employment more gainfule than Hot Topic. Cant we all jus...

DarkAlf is not being overtly dark. Im fairly confident I know who he is. I've been in the same area that he lives for 10 years. If he is who I think he is. We met at a Skinny Puppy show in Scottsdale,AZ. This was a few years ago and I introduced myself sheepishly as 'Garganovelle". Not only is he se...