Hmmmm....
He might be my ideal running mate for 2008.
Howe & Walkin 2008
Vote or Die!

This could work.......

Coming up in just under 4 years!

Set the Country Straight
Vote for Dewey C. Howe in 2008

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I'm Dewey C. Howe I was canidate for the Wild Party in 2004, and some how still lost to a man that choked on a peanut. In retrospect perhaps it was wrong to pair with King Chong for VP Anyway I am now starting my campaign trail for the 2008 election. (It could have been the fact I started campaignin...

funny this thread should show up, just as I am about to kick off my Dewey C. Howe for President 2008 campaign. Part of my platform to save So-So Security and reduce prison overcrowding all at the same time. My plan is to impliment a Gladiator Pay Per View progam using Federal Death Row Inmates. We w...

Well, after the bus breakdown that kept me from making it to Knoxville for Sanctus, I haven't been able to get the campaign back together. I must therefore regretfully announce that I am leaving the race this year. I am therefore endorsing John Kerry for the presidency, as he is the best remaining c...

After reading this site I intend to create a Bill to make DMHO safer!

Does anyone do a goth cover of "Hail to the chief!"

I would now like to discuss a little further a topic that came out on the trail... Stupid people. I am not talking about the mentally handicaped here. What I mean is the type of person who you don't know and in a the early part of a conversation will say something like "I don't know why people are a...

Okay once again the "Big Two" political parties have held yet another debate that the excluded me from. Once again showing that they are afraid to take me on face to face. Sorry I have been away from this Q&A thread for a while but being on the campaign trail takes a lot of time. With the Sanctu...

And don't forget, vote for me, Dewey C. Howe, for President!

Wild Party in 2004! The party of peace, prosperity, and a good time for all!

Mr Howe, I have a few points to raise.... 1. What is your stance on expansion into outer space, i.e. NASA, Space Station Freedom, Lunar Exploration, and seeing if there really are four-breasted alien woman? I am, of course, in favor of expansion into outer space exploration. Afer all, the space pro...

I think the American People lost on that debate because the refused to let me debate! Bush and Kerry were both to afraid of what I have to say!

Vote for me Dewey C. Howe for President in 2004

So what are the plans to bring spiralling oil prices under control? Also, how will this "war on terrorism" thing be resolved? Oil prices are a tough one to deal with. Quite simply we must control the oil, or better yet we must reduce our dependancy on oil. Prices are controled by supply vs demand. ...

What about Rubarb Pie? Nothing gets the taste of shame & humiliation out of your mouth like bee-bop-a-ree-bop Rubarb Pie! I'd like to serve some to W on November 3rd. Mr. Howe, what is your position on pie, sir? Why of cource I love pie. What's more American than Apple Pie! I love ALL kinds of ...

well, as well as powdermilk biscuits are kept out of it.... Despite documents my people have received through the Bagel Industry, there is no, I repeat NO, negative smear campaign coming from powdermilk biscuits against the Ketchup Advisery Board, or it's work to get the word out about all the wond...

After all, if you don't register, you can't vote for me, Dewey C. Howe, for President.

So please, if you're not already registered, do so.

And remember, vote Wild Party!

I just want to be very clear. There is NO conspiracy here (not yet anyway) with the Ketchup Advisory Board. I do want to make an important point about the wonderful vegetable ketchup, though. That's right, I said vegetable. Though the late Ronald Reagan got many things wrong during his presidency, h...

vicious_blood wrote:Will you be legalizing prostitution?

Prostitution Isn't Legal??????
(note to self - cancel tonights polling of the constituants meeting)

All this time I thought that the way we have been paying the goverment to screw us was legal.

Just another reason to Vote "Wild Party" in 2004

1- The War on Drugs is a "war" we can not win, sadly our goverment to date has claimed "war on (political buzzword topic)" The fact of the matter is what we have done is take a stronger prosecution stance. There in we have made drugs more expensive, and made more criminals, making more money for th...

So by that logic all I have to do is get Bush and Kerry in a steel cage, make sure they both bite the dust, become your running mate and then I can start a war on stupidity and make mind altering drugs the new american past time, right? IF you can make it all happen that sounds like a logical progr...