Gator attacks naked man on crack

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:05 pm

http://cbs3.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_334114652.html
He was almost a prime candidate for this year's Darwin award.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:29 pm

what a retard...would have done the world a favor if the man had been eaten

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:33 pm

erased this

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:26 pm

that in now wy evens the score between the Animal Kingdom and humanity....but I pulled out my pom poms anyway :twisted:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:59 am

i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:30 pm

iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?

The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:38 pm

Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?

The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit.

HAHAHAHA

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:03 pm

Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?

The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit.

mmm yeah, ritz crackheads!

they taste great, with just the right bit o' salt.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:54 pm

id be agressive too if i had a bunch of rednecks after me, trying to kill my ass.....especially trying to kill my buzz....