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Lol, Pimp yourself on ebay!

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Late at night, got bored. The cure? WEIRD SEARCHES ON EBAY! Always fun. So.

Casey

http://cgi.ebay.com/Date-with-a-Legend-Casey-the-Pink-Shirt_W0QQitemZ120057316845QQihZ002QQcategoryZ50341QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Bored in Chicago

http://cgi.ebay.com/WIN-me-BID-A-DATE-HOTT-19m-WI_W0QQitemZ150062462067QQihZ005QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Classy Date in AZ

http://cgi.ebay.com/I-NEED-A-DATE_W0QQitemZ190055510889QQihZ009QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Ok, HERE'S a good one....

Left nut

http://cgi.ebay.com/SELLING-MY-LEFT-NUT-FOR-HOT-SAUCE-STEP-UP-CHARITY_W0QQitemZ120057905140QQihZ002QQcategoryZ14313QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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This is bad, they are warped, but my brain thinks in the right track to find them... :selfbonk:

Big Toe

http://cgi.ebay.com/You-Name-my-Big-Toe-in-time-for-the-Holidays-Christmas_W0QQitemZ110060276477QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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What in fuck's name?!?!? :erm:

I have nothing more to say...

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And, if you're Gene Simmons, you can pimp your wife along too!!!


Actually that would be a cool dinner...


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... &rd=1&rd=1
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Well, when strapped for cash... :shock: nope, must...not...fall into...eBay trap... :shock: ...must...fight...
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