Happy Happy Verbal Abuse

[Nexxus23]

So... I went into town today. See, I live in Meigs county, in Decatur of all places. The nearest sign of civilization (like lights on after 6 pm) is Athens, about 20-25 minutes away.
Anyhoo, I went to Wally World and Lowe's and stopped at a fast-food joint- they sell frosty dairy desserts there- to get me a yummy salad and said frosty dessert.
While waiting in line, I hear a drawling mumble (not too surprising, the concept of enunciation seems to escape most of the locals) and casually turn around. Some yokel is staring right at me. So... I say, "What?"
He flashes brown and black teeth as he says, "Ah sed, yer a fuckin' Yankee bulldyke."

All I wanted was a yummy salad and a frosty dessert. I cried in my car for 20 minutes.

So, long story short, I have now reached peak levels of misanthropy that not even Caustic can contend.

I hate people.

[JaNell]

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I hate people.

Can I play, too?

[judas gnb]

first off.....you only live like a few mins from me thats kinda cool
and second i fill you i know what its like in decatur me and x wrestled there for a few months and this is how dumb people can be in meigs co.
i being a good guy go out to sign autographs so i have quite a few people in a line now that night in meigs co. the ring announcer had said i was from ozone park new york so the last person in line for an autograph was this redneck and he was all like "hey man if your from new york why you down here fer" too which i replyed im on a wrestling tour of the south" and i could see in his eye it was taking him a long time to process the info that i had just gave him and then he was like.......oh ok people in meigs co for the most part are really really dumb

[blindboy]

you should give me a shout sometime. im in athens two days a week you know :p

[The Stormstress]

Ya want I should bump 'em, boss?

[pryjmaty]

>>LadyIvanna gives Nexxus a big hug.
Don't let the nasties get you down, honey. I, personally, would have cried if he had found me attractive, but I know that doesn't take the hurt away from the words.

[jenna]

*hugs* Don't let it get to you.
Next time someone says something like that to you, try just smiling at them and saying "thank you". Translated out of redneck language, "yankee bulldyke" means that you come across as being far more intelligent, independant, and fiesty than any of the inbred local women that he is used to seeing and that intimidates him. So, although the words were hurtful, i'd say it was actually a compliment considering the source.

[Bone]

:( *hugs* Don't let it get to you.
Next time someone says something like that to you, try just smiling at them and saying "thank you". Translated out of redneck language, "yankee bulldyke" means that you come across as being far more intelligent, independant, and fiesty than any of the inbred local women that he is used to seeing and that intimidates him. So, although the words were hurtful, i'd say it was actually a compliment considering the source.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Though usually I look back at em and say... "
Yes, Well thats the sort of blinkard philestine pig-ignorance I have come to expect from non-creative garbage such as yourself!"
... The following 1-3 minutes of process time before the average Redneck realizes he has just been insulted usually allows for a quick escape if nessicary. Otherwise I enjoy standing there and watchin their expression as the words begin to sink in, even though most of em give up at "philestine"

ew ew ew ooo wait yes he's getting it yes yes YES! He realises he has been insulted and it's too late to make a comeback...lol

[Caustic]

Honestly, I feel I'm just beginning to scrape my levels of misanthropy.

Next time, tell the fucks to fuck off.

[JaNell]

Honestly, I feel I'm just beginning to scrape my levels of misanthropy.

Next time, tell the fucks to fuck off.

I've always liked "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" myself.

[Nexxus23]

*awwwww* You guys are great...
Thanks for the words of support, wisdom, and violence. Especially the violence.
I feel better after Girl Scout cookies and some sorely needed sleep...

Jenna- you have a good point. I'll remember that.

Thankies all! *huggles*

[JaNell]

If it's any consolation, I think I met his cousin a week or two ago.
Go back about a week and a half on my blog - look for the "Angels and Demons" post.

[X]

You were at Wendys.........

frostydailydesertrullllllllllle

oh anyway- i think those people have some sort of problems with life.....perhaps i read over it....perhaps it wasn't there. Was the insulting person an employee......there was some woman that used to give me shit everytime i went thru the line there for having multicolor hair......i finally asked her one day "M'am do you realise what kinda fucking loser you are working for 6.50 at 40?...at least i'm fucking cool"......i've never seen that woman there since said incident.

I will back Judas story up about Meigsico......I'm sure Blindboy can as well....MORONS......i'm glad in all of my trips there, i knew like 3 people, two of them sisters, and one of them lived a block away...so my journey time was always quick and easy. Not until last summer when i had to wrestle in front of the commoners did i realise how incredibly stupid they really were. Of course Athenians aren't much better mind you.....i just infact love being in the armpit of redneck hell............its a bloody miricle that i survive this mess, and haven't just moved to knoxville like everyone else.

Just trust this fact, if they have to make fun of you....it means infact they suck way too much and have to try to bring their ego/esteem up by doucing others with their shit......i say take my motto and run to wendys every day of the week.......just point your middle finger and grin......sadisticly

[Tabris]

Some jackass, asked me if I was witch, because, I was dressed in all black velvet and had long dyed black hair. In addition, this was in Franklin! At a local, Wendy’s too. Oh, the irony! I hate people like that! Therefore, the next week I came back even freakier looking and just smiled at them! They have not bothered me since then! I guess I scared them too much to say any thing! Damn, some people as suck ass wholes. These people should not have procreate, because there are enough idiots in the world!

[Hardcoregirl]

LOL, one time me and my friend walked away from her boyfriends family picnic thingie and walked thru a train tunnel and found a dog skull nicely bleached by the sun, so we grabbed it to paint or whatever. She was pregnant at the time, and in church the next Sunday, her boi's aunt got up and asked the congregation to pray for her and her friend (me), cause we were "devil warshippers", and I had a pouch (a medicine bag sort of thing I kept sentimental objects in) with my "devil things in it."

It really just comes with the territory, living around here and being different...

I was called "skater girl" throughout skool, up until about 9th grade, even though I didn't skate..lol...

About 6 months ago or so, my own grandmother said, "I wish you'd wear something besides so much black...but then again, I can't imagine you in anything else"

Next time just look confused and say, "sorry, I don't speak hick."

[Shadow]

Honestly, I feel I'm just beginning to scrape my levels of misanthropy.

Next time, tell the fucks to fuck off.

I've always liked "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" myself.

Or my Fav......."Like I give a flying fuck, so fuck off ya fucktard."