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morning sunshine... ;)

Post by BearDragonLady »

Tiptoe to the window, by the window that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me!
Tiptoe from your rock, to the shadow of a willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me!
Knee deep in flowers will stray, we'll keep the showers away.
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me!

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Post by Cheerleader of the Damned »

What's really sad about that is that there is probably a woman out there who could tackle that and iblis has probably found photographic evidence of it on the web.
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im never getting in the ocean again.......
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:ohmy:
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Post by digita1pixie »

FORG!!!
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Post by iblis »

Thank you. I kept meaning to upload that monstrosity, but was always distracted. :D


Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:What's really sad about that is that there is probably a woman out there who could tackle that and iblis has probably found photographic evidence of it on the web.

Not yet I haven't. Give me a few more days. :mrgreen:
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No.
Fucking.
Way.
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In the immortal words of Strong Bad:

"HOLY CRAP!!!"
There is no replacement for displacement.
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WOW! That would make goatsee cry!(inside joke).
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Aristotle Onassis has his barstools covered with the
foreskin of a blue whale. He told his female guests to
imagine they were sitting on the most powerful penis
in the world.
There is no replacement for displacement.
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Post by MahoganyDawn »

Wow.. thats really unbelievable sick.
May your dreams be the future you could have had, and your nightmares be the realization that you destroyed your chance to make it reality.
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