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Post by vertigo25 »

... but according to a recent study, you may be helping prevent testicular cancer.

Now when your mom asks why you've been in the bathroom so long you can tell her you're fighting cancer.
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Post by iblis »

Vindicated, at long last.

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Post by Codeine Coma »

Veeeery interesting.

Although,if it does indeed prevent Testicular Cancer...How would you explain Tom Greens situation???
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Post by MahoganyDawn »

Maybe Tom Green got it because he didn't wack it enough. That could explain why he's so hostile. ;o)
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He didn't have to. He had Drew.
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and lo, another strike against the Moral Minority....

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