... but according to a recent study, you may be helping prevent testicular cancer.
Now when your mom asks why you've been in the bathroom so long you can tell her you're fighting cancer.
You may go blind...
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You may go blind...
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Veeeery interesting.
Although,if it does indeed prevent Testicular Cancer...How would you explain Tom Greens situation???
Although,if it does indeed prevent Testicular Cancer...How would you explain Tom Greens situation???
Yes, I have wished you were dead. You are just another face in the crowd, someone who brings me suffering, someone I truely hate.
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