Me: #1: Quickly.
Girl: That's when you're quicker than anybody else.
Me (in head): Wrong.
Me: #2: Seedless.
Girl: That's when you've only got little tiny seeds.
Me (in head): Nope.
Me: #3: Happiness.
Girl: That's when you're so happy that you can't pull up your pants.
Me (in head): Um...snort...giggle...wha????
Funny thing is, I think I agree sometimes.
