I guess nothing is sacred any more. Now, there is a day time decorating show called “Christopher Lowell", telling you how to make the most of your loved one funeral.
Ashes to Diamonds: Christopher's guest Greg Herro explains how LifeGem can turn the ashes of your loved ones into real diamond jewelry.
ok this is sick.....sick sick sick.....I no longer want to be cremated cuse I'm afriad that someone in my family will do this..and damnit I don't want to be an heirloom...that's just gross..
"I think the American people?I hope the American?I don't think, let me?I hope the American people trust me." GWB
yeah, but that show kicks so much ass! Besides that little urn they give you is not even NEARLY the entirety of your body. The ashes of a human body would fill a large car trunk. They grind down one elbow and one knee into the mix because the bones don't burn. Neat huh? ;o) Might as well use the left overs for something productive.
May your dreams be the future you could have had, and your nightmares be the realization that you destroyed your chance to make it reality.
MahoganyDawn wrote: Might as well use the left overs for something productive.
You mean like a casserole?
"Let not man beguile you of your reward in a voluntary humility and the worshipping of angels, intruding into those things which he hath not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind..."
MahoganyDawn wrote: Might as well use the left overs for something productive.
You mean like a casserole?
I've heard that bone meal is quite good for you.
And I've met a few individuals who could contribute a large amount of flesh with which, if properly tanned, one could easily make into book covers; in some special cases, a bookshelf worth of them from a single body.
Go obesity!
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
Tabris wrote:I guess nothing is sacred any more. Now, there is a day time decorating show called “Christopher Lowell", telling you how to make the most of you loved one funeral.
I've always said, Put the fun back in funeral!!!!
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.