Apparently, the little people have their own niche in the online market now, as short dwarf dot com is now selling such things online as clothing (love that "midget porn star" tee!), books, hell, even other dwarves!
According to them, a dwarf is anyone under 4'10".
Sorry, Bear, you're not a minority.
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous