Today's Announcement:
A lot of you are really stupid and annoying.
In the cafeteria we will be having breaded pork chops, green beans, mashed potatoes, and peanut butter cookies.
Ibbie Tremain, please report to the Principal's office.
Have a good day.
Announcement for the Day - 8/13/03
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Announcement for the Day - 8/13/03
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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Re: Announcement for the Day - 8/13/03
ReddErin wrote:Today's Announcement:
A lot of you are really stupid and annoying.
That should go without saying.
The Grand Poobah of the Upper Butt Crust wrote:Ibbie Tremain, please report to the Principal's office.
Oh! Have I been a naughty boy?
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Mr. Tremain, we are very displeased with your behaviour on the first day of school. Writing "Ass Monkey" on my car with a Sharpie is not only disrespectful to your Principal, but is also delinquent behaviour. Your grandmother has been advised of this infraction and, though she is confined to her bed with a bad case of gout, she assures me that you will be punished duly when you arrive home. As for your punishment here at KnoxGothic Elementary, you must write a ten page essay on the topic, "Vandalism's Cost in Today's Society." I will expect it on my desk in the morning. You are dismissed, Mr. Tremain.
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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