10 ways not to save money

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:02 pm

I read this in amagazine the other day...i thought a few of these were funny...

1. Put your rottweiler on a diet.

2. Get laser hair removal for half off at a salon "training"night.

3. Give your "gently used" toiler paper another go.

4. When treating a friend to lunch, do not point out the itmes she's allowed to order

5. Skip the liquor store and try to make cocktails idea involing mouthwash and vanilla extract.

6. Go shopping with Winona

7. Take advantage of the low fares offered by "What's That Noise?" Airlines.

8. Break each birth-control pill in half

9. Take up knitting and give all of your friends made-by-you shrugs for their birthdays

10. Move in with your boyfriend and "forget" to tell mention it to him until your lease is up and your CD's are mixed in with his.

hehe
kimmie

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:59 pm

LOL cheapness is good, just ask my Yenta roots!

Some of those "helpful hints" sound like one of my old roommates... eek!

littlepockit · Post by **littlepockit** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:16 am

yeah...an old roommate of mine did some of those things one time, but she was nuts, she put potatoes in light sockets...

im just glad she didnt save toilet paper...

kimmie

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:50 pm

"drink your friend's beer while he's not looking, and feign ignorance of the fact later."