I Before E, Except After C

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Oh, and BTW, there's someone on this board who keeps threatening to go away but never really does; she's always trying to be "elite" by pointing out others' grammar mistakes, but I've seen some doozies in her writing. I always snicker to myself. I just love it when people make themselves look stupid when they're trying to achieve the opposite. :roll: Always comes back to bite 'em! :twisted:
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briarus wrote:could never remember the month's ryme but used the "knuckle" method instead...wait for it, no really it works like this:

starting with your index finger knuckle working your way to your pinky knuckle evey knuckle has 31 days the space in-between has less than 31 that gets you to july then start over. bing! know you know how my lame ass tells if a month has 31 days in it and as long as i remember february is 28 days or less i'm good to go :D


Well, I can't laugh at you. In spite of having the "I before E" rhyme permanently etched into my head, I keep writing "peice" rather than "piece"...
Until I remember "piece of pie". :-x
"Restaurant" I have to spell in my mind as "REST•a•u•RANT".
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Post by BroknButterflyWings »

I learned it a wee bit differently:

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November.
Thirty-one hath all the rest
except for February, which is the best


That sounds much better than what I was taught. At least it all the way rhymes. hehe.
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"Conjunction junction, what's your function?"

Or I also liked,

"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.."

Hehehe :lol:
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Cam added another one that I needed to know tonight.
Someone asked how to spell conscience.
Cam & someone else both immediately said Con, Science.
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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

I believe it goes:
Thirty days hath September
April,June and November.

Then the rest is:
All the rest have thirty-one
Except February which has twenty-eight
Til Leap Year gives it twenty-nine.
I think that's how that went.That was in third grade so it's been awhile. hehe!




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My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto

I had a freind in a noisey band that went by that name.
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I've found that mangling words in my casual speech helps me to better remember them when I really need to.
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Mother Mo wrote:"Conjunction junction, what's your function?"

Or I also liked,

"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.."

Hehehe :lol:


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ophelia wrote:Actually, Buttercup and I are going to duke it out at the next Sanctus, just so that everyone can vicariously relieve some tension. And she will totally kick my ass, I guarantee you.


Ladies and gentleman, freaks and geeks, come one, come all to the fight of the century!!!
Tonite we have Buttercup "Boobies" vs Ophelia the Diva, no holds barred, but keep the buttsex to a minimum, Butter ...
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The Fallen wrote:
ophelia wrote:Actually, Buttercup and I are going to duke it out at the next Sanctus, just so that everyone can vicariously relieve some tension. And she will totally kick my ass, I guarantee you.


Ladies and gentleman, freaks and geeks, come one, come all to the fight of the century!!!
Tonite we have Buttercup "Boobies" vs Ophelia the Diva, no holds barred, but keep the buttsex to a minimum, Butter ...
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Post by Noritha »

I learned:

30 days hath september,
april june and november,
all the rest hath 31,
except for febuary alone.

For leap year comes once in four,
then Febuary has one day more.
Then February has one day more.


Please don't make fun of my spelling. I was the only kid in the ACE program who failed spelling every year with grade card grades like 53 and 45.
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Post by BroknButterflyWings »

*shrugs* I'm still trying to remember SPRING forward and FALL back. :lol:
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Greasy grimey Gopher guts
mangled monkey meat
putrefiried Porpois pus

and Me without a spoon

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