Guys and Blondes

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:04 pm

In the land of the colorblind there are only 3 hair colors, black white and grey...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:10 pm

someone staple the fallens hands to his head. please. j/k.
blonde? who cares. can i sleep with you / do i want too... that is the question.
but ive never liked blondes now that i think about it........

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:01 pm

Men drooling reflexively over red hair reminds me of baboon males ook-ooking and fighting over female baboons in heat. Red butt = estrus = sexually available.
:shrug:

Maybe it's just something that's survived evolution.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:15 pm

JaNell
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:01 pm Post subject:
Men drooling reflexively over red hair reminds me of baboon males ook-ooking and fighting over female baboons in heat. Red butt = estrus = sexually available.

Maybe it's just something that's survived evolution.

I almost pissed on myself laughing!!!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:44 am

JaNell wrote:Men drooling reflexively over red hair reminds me of baboon males ook-ooking and fighting over female baboons in heat. Red butt = estrus = sexually available.

Maybe it's just something that's survived evolution.

Red butt! Red butt!

Seriously, though.. I think it might have to do with the fact that the greater majority of human males' sexual drive is very closely linked to visual input. And to put it simply, red stands out more than brown, or black.

This isn't to say that some people aren't driven wild by those colors - everyone has their own type, after all.

On a related note, I know one guy who goes into complete lust shakes when he views a woman - whom he'd normally find "just attractive" - wearing something a dress that's green. And this isn't abnormal - refer to Mercurygriffin's post here for another example of this.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:02 am

iblis wrote:
JaNell wrote:Men drooling reflexively over red hair reminds me of baboon males ook-ooking and fighting over female baboons in heat. Red butt = estrus = sexually available.

Maybe it's just something that's survived evolution.

Red butt! Red butt!

I thought you'd like the red monkeybutt hypothesis.

iblis wrote:Seriously, though.. I think it might have to do with the fact that the greater majority of human males' sexual drive is very closely linked to visual input. And to put it simply, red stands out more than brown, or black.

If that were all there was to it, metallic purple would make 'em cum in their pants - instead of making most guys so scared they wet their pants.
:twisted:

Kevin Pickle said that he thought it was because true redheads have skin that flushes more easily - showing sexual desire more blatantly - the same way that some guys automatically think that women in make-up are more sexy, because it mimics how sexual arousal is expressed on the face:

reddened lips
flushed cheeks
darkened skin around the eyes

The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

I can add that redheads (female) have a different scent - muskier - IMO. That may contribute to the red hair myth as well.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:50 pm

JaNell wrote:The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

No. No, we do not. That's just icky.

Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch sells thongs for 10-12 year-olds which have pictures of cherries on the front? Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:29 pm

Jack wrote:
JaNell wrote:The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

No. No, we do not. That's just icky.

Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch sells thongs for 10-12 year-olds which have pictures of cherries on the front? Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.

That's sincerely fucked up.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:59 pm

iblis wrote:
Jack wrote:
JaNell wrote:The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

No. No, we do not. That's just icky.

Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch sells thongs for 10-12 year-olds which have pictures of cherries on the front? Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.

That's sincerely fucked up.

Yes, yes it is.
And you know, if the originator of the :iblislink:

thinks that something is fucked up...

Noritha · Post by **Noritha** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:25 pm

That is why I am so afraid of my daughter growing up.

Geez, thongs with Cherries?

Yikes.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:13 pm

Jack wrote:
JaNell wrote:The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

No. No, we do not. That's just icky.

Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch sells thongs for 10-12 year-olds which have pictures of cherries on the front? Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.

My 12 year old daughter went shopping with her friend and came home with a pair of thongs. I got real "hardcore & blunt" with her....asked her if she had been having sex...."no, mama".....then why do you want to wear thongs? the purpose of thongs is for a girl to make her ass look sexy for the guy that she is having sex with.......she hand the thongs to me and said, "throw them away, please".

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:43 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
Jack wrote:
JaNell wrote:The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

No. No, we do not. That's just icky.

Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch sells thongs for 10-12 year-olds which have pictures of cherries on the front? Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.

My 12 year old daughter went shopping with her friend and came home with a pair of thongs. I got real "hardcore & blunt" with her....asked her if she had been having sex...."no, mama".....then why do you want to wear thongs? the purpose of thongs is for a girl to make her ass look sexy for the guy that she is having sex with.......she hand the thongs to me and said, "throw them away, please".

Good girl. She needs to wait another 12 to 20 years before she buys another pair. Oh wait, she's not my child, but that's what I'd say anyway....

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:21 pm

iblis wrote:
JaNell wrote:Men drooling reflexively over red hair reminds me of baboon males ook-ooking and fighting over female baboons in heat. Red butt = estrus = sexually available.

Maybe it's just something that's survived evolution.

Red butt! Red butt!

Seriously, though.. I think it might have to do with the fact that the greater majority of human males' sexual drive is very closely linked to visual input. And to put it simply, red stands out more than brown, or black.

This isn't to say that some people aren't driven wild by those colors - everyone has their own type, after all.

On a related note, I know one guy who goes into complete lust shakes when he views a woman - whom he'd normally find "just attractive" - wearing something a dress that's green. And this isn't abnormal - refer to Mercurygriffin's post here for another example of this.

For me it is a matter of operant conditioning. I have convinced my self that some tones of green are superior to all other colors. Everyone does this by having a favorite color. I also told myself that triangles are superior and purple is a second to green. Everyone does this but in the end all you are doing is limiting your options for mates.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:27 pm

Sir Diddimus wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
Jack wrote:
JaNell wrote:The sexual presentation aspect of make-up is why I shudder when I see little girls wearing it - do we really want 10 year old girls looking like they're in heat?

No. No, we do not. That's just icky.

Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch sells thongs for 10-12 year-olds which have pictures of cherries on the front? Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.

My 12 year old daughter went shopping with her friend and came home with a pair of thongs. I got real "hardcore & blunt" with her....asked her if she had been having sex...."no, mama".....then why do you want to wear thongs? the purpose of thongs is for a girl to make her ass look sexy for the guy that she is having sex with.......she hand the thongs to me and said, "throw them away, please".

Good girl. She needs to wait another 12 to 20 years before she buys another pair. Oh wait, she's not my child, but that's what I'd say anyway....

just another reason why I think that mankind is on it's way to the inevitable dieback.

Black Metallic · Post by **Black Metallic** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:36 pm

I'm not a fan of blondes, but I'd make an exception.

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:41 pm

good exception!!!

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:56 pm

But she's not really blonde. She's light brown...look at her roots...you might pass her as a dirty blonde, but I dunno...

Black Metallic · Post by **Black Metallic** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:01 pm

Seeing as I would be looking down at the top of her head, I'm not gonna argue. And I can promise I'm not that concerned about the color of her roots

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:08 pm

I like People who like them self, If they feel sexey then they are sexy and if I had a dick I would be SWING!!!