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Good morning, jock strap...

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:oops: I woke up this morning and there was a jock strap under my rock. I don't even know how it got there, and it wasn't there when I went to bed. I think my brother-in-law put it there while I was sleeping. I woke up and was like "WTF?!" Yuck, nastiness. I was and still am completely grossed out. :ohmy: My poor rock needs to be burned now.
Anyways, just thought I would share what happened to me.
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Why does it keep saying "rock" ??? :evil:
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Alas, DarkVader made it so that none can utter words associated with those things you lay your head upon while sleeping.

rock

rock

jackhammer

P_I_L_L_O_W (A HA!!!)


illowpsay

large knife


You can thank div and his damn P_I_L_L_O_W_S for that.
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Buttercup wrote:Alas, DarkVader made it so that none can utter words associated with those things you lay your head upon while sleeping.You can thank div and his damn P_I_L_L_O_W_S for that.


Lol. Ok, I was like "I KNOW I didn't type that!"
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Better to sleep on one, than in one.

Those things start to get uncomfortable after a few hours.
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rock
rusty spoon
misappropriated green sock in an unpleasant location
thermal detonator
cyanide capsule


theres more i know but thats most
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