This isn't a poem I wrote, just one I think is kinda funny..

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:24 pm

I Hate You

Tufty zombie bastard
Glued up my stash box lid
I think I'm going to kill him
The fucking stupid flid

I'll cut the brakes on his black bike
That makes him think he's hard
I'd like him to end up under a car
In Tony Blair's back yard

And while he's dying in agony
At the smarmy tosser's place
I hope a seagull comes along
And shits right in his face

:roofle:

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:30 pm

That was the dog's bollicks. Fitting fate for any SOB who would glue up a stash box lid. But what's a flid?

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:38 pm

I dunno what a flid is, I think it's by a British author...
They use all those weird words.

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:40 pm

Definately British.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:53 pm

Indeed. Too right...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:57 pm

nifty
the fuck is a flid?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:58 pm

flid [contraction of thalidomide] offen n :
syn. tard, spaz.