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junkie christ wrote:ill put on a vader mask if you send me your money

Is that all you'll be wearing?

I've seen Batman porn, and I've seen tons of Spiderman porn, but no Darth Vader porn. You could be the first!!!!1111oneoneone
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iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:ill put on a vader mask if you send me your money

Is that all you'll be wearing?

I've seen Batman porn, and I've seen tons of Spiderman porn, but no Darth Vader porn. You could be the first!!!!1111oneoneone

get me some gerlies and you got a deal.
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junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:ill put on a vader mask if you send me your money

Is that all you'll be wearing?

I've seen Batman porn, and I've seen tons of Spiderman porn, but no Darth Vader porn. You could be the first!!!!1111oneoneone

get me some gerlies and you got a deal.


Dress up like a Backstreet Boy and you got this gerl. :P
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vicious_blood wrote:
minor threat sheep_rarrr wrote:This thread changed so much, I wasn't sure who to quote! But I will say a couple things-

gwenhwyfar- You made the most intriguing comments. [[I think I might have to like you alot.]]
BUT sperm burping boys?... you say that like it's a bad thing...??
Your little NSYNC experience- I convinced security to let *us* into a Backstreet Boys show for FREE just by wearing a tight shirt.

punkrockjoe- Spice girls? Ok, we gotta draw the line somewhere baby.

And- I will NOT be curious to click on them links DarkVader left... Will NOT do it... *looks around*

On a personal note- Kit does NOT enjoy in ANY way, or what comes even remotely CLOSE to enjoying, in no way no HOW country music. [[sorry. I took that one personally]]
And the 'NSUCK comment- Sorry. 2 times seeing 'NTSYNC would have been the death of Kit. [[took that one slightly personally too]]

~Willow


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Altho now I'm slightly confused...


"What's new"? :lol:

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country music is the only type of music in which makes me resort to getting out a hammer and beating the hell out of a radio.
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i always want to take a hammer and beat the hell of the radio
and anyone whos around it
and people on the other side of the room.......
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So Im sittin at work tonight and the 3rd shift supervisor brings in a cd player and starts playing country..............loud. This random voice at the back of the room blurts outs out

I met heeeeeeeeeeeeer at a truck stop,
In Johnson City Tennessee


and as I began to laugh histerically I heard the radio repeat

I met heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer at a truck stop,
in Johnson City Tennessee


:shock:

OMG these are really words to a song.
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:So Im sittin at work tonight and the 3rd shift supervisor brings in a cd player and starts playing country..............loud. This random voice at the back of the room blurts outs out

I met heeeeeeeeeeeeer at a truck stop,
In Johnson City Tennessee


and as I began to laugh histerically I heard the radio repeat

I met heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer at a truck stop,
in Johnson City Tennessee


:shock:

OMG these are really words to a song.


:rofl:
I feel your pain...I go thru it everyday...if it's not country it's bootie-shakin-black-music...either way I want to kill someone.
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:makes pelvic thrusting motions while smacking imaginary ass in front of her:


DON'T STOP, GET IT GET IT
DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU HIT IT

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BOOOOOOOOM check out the girls with the butts
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bigg booty hoes, big booty hoes

girl aint nothing but a hoochie momma
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freak hos freak hos
bust that ass
make your knees touch your elbows


i can't stop, they just keep coming to me
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<--------Big booty ho roll call
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Ok...I'm scared.
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:So Im sittin at work tonight and the 3rd shift supervisor brings in a cd player and starts playing country..............loud. This random voice at the back of the room blurts outs out
I met heeeeeeeeeeeeer at a truck stop,
In Johnson City Tennessee

OMG these are really words to a song.

i live in johnson city and i dont think ive EVER seen a truck stop here. EVER.
ewww............ i gotta get outta the south
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gwenhwyfar wrote:bigg booty hoes, big booty hoes

girl aint nothing but a hoochie momma


HOODRAT!..HOODRAT!.HOOCHIEMAMA!!!
We werent the nice boys they thought we were..we arent nice boys..we were fuckin nasty little bastards...and we still are...Sid Vicious
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Come on baayabeeeeeee
Kick dem Dayyyyyyyseeeeeeeeees!!
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

"I want a bed made outta your boobs" -Ben
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Come on baayabeeeeeee
Kick dem Dayyyyyyyseeeeeeeeees!!
And to think that an entire clothing line and this song were inspired by a racist white-boy car show. :twisted:
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