Morbid, but fascinating
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Morbid, but fascinating
These people had some interesting requests.
Last edited by iblis on Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:07 am, edited 1 time in total.
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My natural father was convicted and put in the South Dakota St. Pennetentary for brutally murdering his g/f(one he had while married to my mother, I might add). The woman was beat in the face with a lead pipe and thrown off of a cliff.....the ONLY reason my father did not get the death penalty was because it was outlawed by the South Dakota state legislature before he went to trial......also, he was involved with "family" stuffs which might have had something to do with his pardon from execution.....but, IMHO, I don't care if he is my sperm donor....the mutherfucker should have fried for what he did and I don't give a goddamn if they had given him dirt for his last meal.
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Yes...
:boing: i definitely vote pink tutus!!!!
I hate that saying: "You can't have your cake and eat it too."
Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
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as appealing as junkie and some anal sounds, i'm gonna have to go with tutus, but i want to see little tiaras too.
also, after that clip, i have pondered what my final requests would be. i think it would have to be:
-short stack o pankcakes from ihop with lots of butter and COLD strawberry syrup
-a cheeseburger happy meal
-as many of the olive garden's stuffed mushrooms that would fit in the room
-those cream cheese crab triangle things at mandrin house
-my ex supervisor's beheading in my presence( braveheart style)
-olive garden's white chocolate raspberry cheesecake
-and a good deep dicking a GOOD one( at that point, i doubt i would care who from either).................wait, yes i would
if i'm going to die, i'm gonna go out fat and happy, satisfied, and vengence free.
also, after that clip, i have pondered what my final requests would be. i think it would have to be:
-short stack o pankcakes from ihop with lots of butter and COLD strawberry syrup
-a cheeseburger happy meal
-as many of the olive garden's stuffed mushrooms that would fit in the room
-those cream cheese crab triangle things at mandrin house
-my ex supervisor's beheading in my presence( braveheart style)
-olive garden's white chocolate raspberry cheesecake
-and a good deep dicking a GOOD one( at that point, i doubt i would care who from either).................wait, yes i would
if i'm going to die, i'm gonna go out fat and happy, satisfied, and vengence free.
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gwenhwyfar wrote:as appealing as junkie and some anal sounds, i'm gonna have to go with tutus, but i want to see little tiaras too..
your loss j/k
ibbie i shot beer out my nose reading that poll. i dont need to laugh that hard damnit. lol.
hahaa
thanks.
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Piercedwingz wrote:My last request???? A case of Arrogant Bastard Ale,and pull the switch while i worship the porcalien god.That way I be too drunk and in dry heeves to care.And at that point.I'd feel like dying anyway. ~B~
LOL... similar to mine... Would want to die while orgasming... so I could Come and Go at the same time, and never know the better
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YAY!
I voted for Junkie anal.....ok I lie...I voted for pink Tutu's. But,I really prefer my last wish to be either death in my sleep or a very very very savoring slow death. Oh wait I already got that second one. Can I have a ham and cheese?
I voted for Junkie anal.....ok I lie...I voted for pink Tutu's. But,I really prefer my last wish to be either death in my sleep or a very very very savoring slow death. Oh wait I already got that second one. Can I have a ham and cheese?
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