Praise be to the Asians!

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:31 am

***Warning***Content inside this post may be offensive to some******

Ok...So first off. I wanna say it has been great being a member of KnoxGothic. I say this because I am not Ibblis and I am paranoid this may be my last post due to the inappropriate content I am about to post. (But,to me there is nothing wrong with it at all)**Pleads ignorance***

So....I was up last night and needed something to relieve my sexual tension. (At 4am my lady is fast asleep on a week night) In simple terms...I needed to spank the monkey. (Bad damn primate)

So,I decide to browse the web for anything free.(I'm a cheap bastard) I got to several sites that claimed to have free porn/webcams/pics. So,I sign up for these sites. And wouldn't you know it they all have "credit card needed' screens. Well,at this point,after hours of looking/applying... I no longer have the urge to be sexual at all. Quite frankly. I am more obsesses with finding free porn at this point. I must have checked every free american/german site there was.

So then...I decide ...Why not just join a chatroom and get information from fellow pervs like myself. Well that was a no go either. (most of them wanted a pic of me....or just ignored me....oh yeah and the dreaded "ASL" question...Bah!)

After being called faggot/pussy/newbie a thousand times...I decided to quit my quest in the chatrooms and return to my mailbox to recieve the free porn samples that were promised. In my mail,I get three free pix of barely naked women. :evil:

I could have screamed...hell I did scream!

So I decided to go back online . This time I am clicking on anything...And I mean anything. Then this screen bouts up and I cannot read a damned thing on it.(I never took any language classes in high school) But,to me,it looked like some sort of Asian writing. So I look at this site for awhile and see the word "FREE" in big bright red letters. So,naturally,I click on it. And there it was....the mass of free pictures all other sites promised,but,never gave...the goldmine of free porn. Although they are not made in America these girls got my...er...the..job done.

So I have a question. How am I supposed to take pride in my country when I get charged to "pull the pud" by American(or so called American) girls and American sites???How am I supposed to like American porn...when I have to pay for it???

Anyways...I just felt like talking about it....Sorry if it is improper at all.
and,if I offended any. I am sorry. If it makes you feel better my wife will
probably kick my ass after reading this.

:-?

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 6:01 am

yay for free porn! :rock:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:18 am

Dude, if you're having a hard time (pardon the pun haha) finding free pr0n online, you're probably one of the millions who don't know that stileproject.com has a forum (much like this one) with a section (much like the Dumpster) dedicated to porn. And that's free-as-in-beer porn.

Just watch out for the rest of the forum. That's where I play. (Think my links are bad here? I directly embed nasty pictures there.

)

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:37 am

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:02 pm

Geez, talk about a cheap date... :lol:

BTW, why is it that guyz need porn so badly... Yes, I masterbate, but I find that my imagination generally doez the trick... R guyz that unimaginative or just totally visually oriented or lazy or what.... theories??

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:30 pm

Visual aids are fun..... it allows guys to be lazy... Plus we are just huge pervs...

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:34 pm

FalseAbsolution wrote:we are just huge pervs...

I'm glad you finnally admited it. :nutkick:

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:48 pm

The Nut Kick Queen wrote:
AbsolutionFalse wrote:we are just huge pervs...

I'm glad you finnally admited it.

And on that note, porn is like an imagination jump start. We really don't need it, but it is so abundant that it would be a crime to not use our resorses when in need. On top of all of this you can discover alot from porn like new fetishes, new fashons, and which of your ex-girlfriends made their movie deal or just got fucked in the ass. :twisted:

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:55 pm

Lol...

All hail Mercurygriffin... :bow:

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:20 pm

LOL... Don't get me wrong... I'v got my perv/provert side, az well... I'm not condemning porn... occasionally, it'z nteresting... It just seemz 2 b an overwhelmingly male obcession...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:21 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
The Nut Kick Queen wrote:
AbsolutionFalse wrote:we are just huge pervs...

I'm glad you finnally admited it.

And on that note, porn is like an imagination jump start. We really don't need it, but it is so abundant that it would be a crime to not use our resorses when in need. On top of all of this you can discover alot from porn like new fetishes, new fashons, and which of your ex-girlfriends made their movie deal or just got fucked in the ass.

i cant laugh to much at that. ive seen an ex (debatable two) and *ALOT* of my friends ex's online. for my friends exs its same story everytime, i check my email and someone has sent me a link, vid, or actual pic.
ok yea, i can laugh. hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:43 am

*Stands Up*

I have a porn collection that could rival the smithsonian

*SITS DOWN*

OK on a side note. Im female and I love porn, I have soooooooooooo much porn and junkie will back me up on this , Kobe Tai is the hottest asian porn star out ther! hands down...(*deleted because I was drunk and bisexuality shouldnt come out loaud on a forum*) how bout that....... I regularly get up at early times in the morning when I cant sleep and find more porn. my new thing....bdsm........yay for bdsm......

Kazaa....Kazaa is my porn friend! free porn!! and a cble modem,....oh god I am a downloadin fool!

that is all

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:15 am

dont feel bad, I actully have DVD porn, I didnt buy it, I got it free, I have about 6 different ones, and Who knows how many burned ones, But someof them Have the label WTF for the sick horible yet you have to watch to see.

One year a while back, I gave different Burned porn disks to my friends, MY fav was the one with Asia Carea (SP?) and in the middle of the best part it switches over to this HUGE chick and a horse.
I miss my friends sometime
:twisted:

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:22 am

*gasp* I have one with asia carerra and Kobe tai...together....doin it together.....HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER!!!!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:58 am

The Stormstress wrote:Geez, talk about a cheap date...

BTW, why is it that guyz need porn so badly... Yes, I masterbate, but I find that my imagination generally doez the trick... R guyz that unimaginative or just totally visually oriented or lazy or what.... theories??

I, for one, don't need porn.

In fact, the only porn I do search for would definitely not help any sane guy keep an erection, let alone get off on it. :angel:

However, to answer your question, I believe it's a visual thing.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:01 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:*Stands Up*

I have a porn collection that could rival the smithsonian

*SITS DOWN*

OK on a side note. Im female and I love porn, I have soooooooooooo much porn and junkie will back me up on this , Kobe Tai is the hottest asian porn star out ther! hands down...(*deleted because I was drunk and bisexuality shouldnt come out loaud on a forum*) how bout that....... I regularly get up at early times in the morning when I cant sleep and find more porn. my new thing....bdsm........yay for bdsm......

Kazaa....Kazaa is my porn friend! free porn!! and a cble modem,....oh god I am a downloadin fool!

that is all

There are meetings for this, you know.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:40 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Kazaa....Kazaa is my porn friend! free porn!! and a cble modem,....oh god I am a downloadin fool!

Just az a downloading note... WinMX iz, from all that I've been told, safer & not az likely 2 get ya fined. It'z where I get all of my music & my 4 whole porn vid downloadz... lol

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:34 pm

I find this usefull. go to http://www.alltheweb.com and search for simple things like nun porn or horror porn, then go to pics. it gives more pics than google and you can find the original site most of the time. it is also how I find avatars.