No, not the puddle of urine where Bubba Joe decided to play fire hose with his number one fan. Nor the (hopefully) unidentifiable brown stain on the wall, that could be loosely described as "modern graffiti".
I'm talking about baby changing stations.
They're everywhere. In both mens' and womens' bathrooms, as well as those so-called "Unisex" rooms of horror, you can find these malicious devices where ever you might want to go water the lawn, pinch a loaf, or give thanks to the porcelain gods.
And they're put there so as to be convenient.
...Convenient for murder.
That's right. These seemingly harmless boons for parents nationwide have been put in our restrooms by "The Man" for the sole purpose of killing babies.
For those who fail to see how these devices are a tool for weeding out the population, I've procured the following illustration:
If there's any doubt in your mind at all about these attrocities after seeing that, check out Baby Smasher for more grisly information.
This post was brought to you by the International Association for Flattened Babies, and the Rabid Space Monkey Clan.
