Always Get Invited Inside

Post by **Bone** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:33 pm

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:44 am

Top 10 Reasons To Use
Vampire Condoms

1. Black goes with anything. (Except small objects...they appear smaller in Black)
2. You don't conform - why should your condoms? (I don't...anymore)
3. Vampires are legendary for their endurance. (Aren't Vampires Impotent???)
4. Gives you a good excuse to leave just before dawn. (OK ...No comment)
5. What's romantic about wooden horses or dead Egyptians? (Dead Egyptions rock !)
6. Seductive power of Vampires is well documented. (Explain Blackula)
7. A stranger can give you worse things than a stake through the heart. (Like....awe nevermind)
8. Great conversation starter and ice breaker. (My shaft has never been so hard that I could actually break ice with it...I tried.)
9. Matchbook case won't leave a ring in your wallet. (Shouldn't these things be coffin shaped?)
10. Vampires always get invited inside. (I would say something in response to this,but,I changed my mind)

:lol:

I love this thong as well. Can I have this one Mo???

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:19 am

oh god forgive me for saying this, but:

"once you go black, you never go back"

haha lol.

i can't believe i'm posting that, but i had to say it or it would have eaten at me all night.

X · Post by X » Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:38 pm

THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING CHEAP.......

don't ask me how i know....just do the math

stupid girl + lots of money + lots of free time + time on the internet + strong sex drive= barry goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:38 pm

did it make little baby vampire Barrys when it broke? *shudder*

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 4:29 pm

Really dig the thongs! Those would be kewl to dance in ... (or out of :sheepstrip:

)!!! lol

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 7:21 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:Top 10 Reasons To Use
Vampire Condoms

1. Black goes with anything. (Except small objects...they appear smaller in Black)
2. You don't conform - why should your condoms? (I don't...anymore)
3. Vampires are legendary for their endurance. (Aren't Vampires Impotent???)
4. Gives you a good excuse to leave just before dawn. (OK ...No comment)
5. What's romantic about wooden horses or dead Egyptians? (Dead Egyptions rock !)
6. Seductive power of Vampires is well documented. (Explain Blackula)
7. A stranger can give you worse things than a stake through the heart. (Like....awe nevermind)
8. Great conversation starter and ice breaker. (My shaft has never been so hard that I could actually break ice with it...I tried.)
9. Matchbook case won't leave a ring in your wallet. (Shouldn't these things be coffin shaped?)
10. Vampires always get invited inside. (I would say something in response to this,but,I changed my mind)

I love this thong as well. Can I have this one Mo???

I thinks this falls under, "Marketing people are too stupid to be Vampires".

Whay is the difference between Marketing Executives and Vampires?

You Stake a Vampire and you get your choise of visual special effects.

You Stake a Marketing Exec. and nothing happens because their had their hearts and minds surgically removed.

Not that I am biased.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 7:31 pm

im lookin for the right words for this.
theres just not any

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:53 pm

Hmm... a black condom, thats ... original