What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand xistence you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Gothz Annonymous Support Group made up of Albinoz with help from Gothz.
The conspiracy first started during when man'z landing on the moon in Knoxville. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the shooting ov JFK.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by eating with an open mouth.
They want to disembowel Jerry Faldwell and imprison resisters in Timbuktu using hot air balloonz.
In order to prepare for this, we all must dance on air. Since the media is controlled by Billary Clinton we should get our information from an elephant.
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In order to understand that goths are mimes you need to realize that everything is controlled by a manipulative group of goths made up of talking mimes with help from clowns.
The conspiracy first started during renaissance in France. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the killing of Rasputin.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by walking against the wind.
They want to masterbate Charlie Manson with a chesee grater and imprison resisters in New Jersey using clown cars.
In order to prepare for this, we all must confuse all mimes and goths by wearing their make up. Since the media is controlled by Earth Liberation Front we should get our information from Mercury Griffin.
The conspiracy first started during renaissance in France. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the killing of Rasputin.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by walking against the wind.
They want to masterbate Charlie Manson with a chesee grater and imprison resisters in New Jersey using clown cars.
In order to prepare for this, we all must confuse all mimes and goths by wearing their make up. Since the media is controlled by Earth Liberation Front we should get our information from Mercury Griffin.
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand zombies who fuck their victims because they need the offspring from a living seed to mix a half undead half living child because its the only food the real zombies eat you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Bush Family made up of white people who can booty dance with help from the citizens of FIght Club (even though it doesnt exist... right?).
The conspiracy first started during the dreaded birth of the zombie master Iblis (circa: 666 ad) in the sacrificial altar to anal sex in the highest a mug full of blue boat hull cleaner in babylon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the creation of the cyborg empire, headed by John Ashcroft and Dick Cheney.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the stains on the back of their pants from masturbating with a banana in their ass (it always crushes it and you gotta clean the banana outta yer bum)....
They want to violent anal penatration with a garden weasel for the sake of some necromantic sex (read corpsefucking) The Christian Coalition and imprison resisters in Oprah's vagina using semen fueled teleporters.
In order to prepare for this, we all must start jerking the gerkin. Since the media is controlled by cocksucking spawn of satan hampster fucking cocaine addict members of the Empire that Bush controls (even though he himself is controlled by a feeding hose that runs into the back of his brain.. the other side is attached to Dick Cheney's cock) we should get our information from Junkie Christ & The Hate Parade
In order to understand zombies who fuck their victims because they need the offspring from a living seed to mix a half undead half living child because its the only food the real zombies eat you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Bush Family made up of white people who can booty dance with help from the citizens of FIght Club (even though it doesnt exist... right?).
The conspiracy first started during the dreaded birth of the zombie master Iblis (circa: 666 ad) in the sacrificial altar to anal sex in the highest a mug full of blue boat hull cleaner in babylon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the creation of the cyborg empire, headed by John Ashcroft and Dick Cheney.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the stains on the back of their pants from masturbating with a banana in their ass (it always crushes it and you gotta clean the banana outta yer bum)....
They want to violent anal penatration with a garden weasel for the sake of some necromantic sex (read corpsefucking) The Christian Coalition and imprison resisters in Oprah's vagina using semen fueled teleporters.
In order to prepare for this, we all must start jerking the gerkin. Since the media is controlled by cocksucking spawn of satan hampster fucking cocaine addict members of the Empire that Bush controls (even though he himself is controlled by a feeding hose that runs into the back of his brain.. the other side is attached to Dick Cheney's cock) we should get our information from Junkie Christ & The Hate Parade
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Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
http://www.knoxnihilism.com/forum - site admin.
Prayer, Praise, Profit.
In order to understand treating people with respect you need to realize that everything is controlled by a ACLU made up of homosexuals with help from goths.
The conspiracy first started during the industrial revolution in China. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl Harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by repeating stories.
They want to boxing Southern Baptist Association and imprison resisters in hell using I.T.'s.
In order to prepare for this, we all must to clena up their own mess. Since the media is controlled by Al Sharpton we should get our information from Bill O' Rielly
The conspiracy first started during the industrial revolution in China. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl Harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by repeating stories.
They want to boxing Southern Baptist Association and imprison resisters in hell using I.T.'s.
In order to prepare for this, we all must to clena up their own mess. Since the media is controlled by Al Sharpton we should get our information from Bill O' Rielly
"It was inappropiate and definatly hott..."
junkie christ wrote:What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand zombies who fuck their victims because they need the offspring from a living seed to mix a half undead half living child because its the only food the real zombies eat you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Bush Family made up of white people who can booty dance with help from the citizens of FIght Club (even though it doesnt exist... right?).
The conspiracy first started during the dreaded birth of the zombie master Iblis (circa: 666 ad) in the sacrificial altar to anal sex in the highest a mug full of blue boat hull cleaner in babylon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the creation of the cyborg empire, headed by John Ashcroft and Dick Cheney.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by masturbating with a banana in your ass (it always crushes it and you gotta clean the banana outta yer bum).. look for the stains on their pants to identify them.....
They want to violent anal penatration with a garden weasel for the sake of some necromantic sex (read corpsefucking) The Christian Coalition and imprison resisters in Oprah's vagina using semen fueled teleporters.
In order to prepare for this, we all must jerking the gerkin. Since the media is controlled by cocksucking spawn of satan hampster fucking cocaine addict members of the Empire that Bush controls (even though he himself is controlled by a feeding hose that runs into the back of his brain.. the other side is attached to Dick Cheney's cock) we should get our information from Junkie Christ & The Hate Parade
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