Random Junkie Christ Thread

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:53 pm

wtf is my problem?

Ashes · Post by **Ashes** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:12 pm

What makes mysterious women so sexy?

Ogre · Post by **Ogre** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:30 pm

How many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:06 am

Why haven't you come over to play music lately?

If that is too personal to ask on here,here is another question...

Explain to me the concept of a Seventh Son of a Seventh Son. I used to know it...but,I have forgotten.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:49 am

junkie christ wrote:.
and damn that avatar does look like Kira, Gwen. Really.

i know, thats who i thought it was when i first saw it, i was basing a faery type costume on it. one day i'll have it and will go be a MAJOR nerd at the faerielands festival or maybe even the labyrinth of jareth. i have a fizgig.

there are some differences between my avatar and kira though.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:35 am

Junkie, I just wanted to say I was pleased to meet you. And that your "Coor's last night as a virgin" pictures are useless. There was no sex last night, or this morning for that matter.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:49 pm

My condolences.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:05 pm

Who are we offering condolences to Mo?

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:30 pm

Anyone who suffers from a lack of sex... unless of course such things are one's goal. In which case, congratulations?

Either way, I hope you had a lovely evening, Coor.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:08 pm

LOL thanks.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:01 pm

Mother Mo wrote:
Either way, I hope you had a lovely evening, Coor.

Oh, she did, alright...she certainly did...

My ears still hurt...dammit.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:42 pm

KIT!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:13 pm

karmakaze wrote:wtf is my problem?

the midgets turned the voltage up on the anal probe

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:17 pm

Ashes wrote:What makes mysterious women so sexy?

to put it simply, mysterious members of the opposite sex make you think they wont be like all the loser members of the opposite sex you know... with some mystery you can hope for something more...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:21 pm

Ogre wrote:How many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?

thats so random i cant even think of a witty retort to it so ill say 42

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:26 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:Why haven't you come over to play music lately?
If that is too personal to ask on here,here is another question...
Explain to me the concept of a Seventh Son of a Seventh Son. I used to know it...but,I have forgotten.

i talked to Mo a little about this last night but man i was hammered last night
ive been busy working on my degree and shit so its been stressful getting the time outta the week to go.. but i hope to be able to as soon as this up coming friday.....?

Ashes · Post by **Ashes** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:52 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Ashes wrote:What makes mysterious women so sexy?

to put it simply, mysterious members of the opposite sex make you think they wont be like all the loser members of the opposite sex you know... with some mystery you can hope for something more...

But what if you are of the same sex?

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 12:46 am

junkie christ wrote:
Ogre wrote:How many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?

thats so random i cant even think of a witty retort to it so ill say 42

so does that mean that "How many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?" is the ultimate question?

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 12:49 am

junkie christ wrote:
karmakaze wrote:wtf is my problem?

the midgets turned the voltage up on the anal probe

wrong! that voltage was just right. it was the voltage in the probe in the sounding tube that was turned up too high.

P.S. if any of you don't know what sounding is, check out http://www.bmezine.com , unless you want to ask junkie, although, you are probably better off in ignorance. (trust me)

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:17 am

Mother Mo wrote:Anyone who suffers from a lack of sex... unless of course such things are one's goal. In which case, congratulations?

i, unfortunately suffer from lack of sex. sucks! but what can i do, i am fucking picky