Priceless ride home from Tomo.........
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Priceless ride home from Tomo.........
So I never thought sushi could be so exciting....well at least the ride home was.......
"KPD non emergency can i help you?"
Yes my name is _____ and there is a man driveing next to me touching himself and exposing himslef to me...he has a ____pickup truck , liscense plate ____, and I am driveing I-40 west bound, now I am crossing Cedar Bluff"
"Black or white ma'am"
"WHite, dark hair , scruffy facial hair......now we are under pellissppi"
"any other distinguishing features?"
"um.....he has his penis in his hand...you can't miss him"
"KPD non emergency can i help you?"
Yes my name is _____ and there is a man driveing next to me touching himself and exposing himslef to me...he has a ____pickup truck , liscense plate ____, and I am driveing I-40 west bound, now I am crossing Cedar Bluff"
"Black or white ma'am"
"WHite, dark hair , scruffy facial hair......now we are under pellissppi"
"any other distinguishing features?"
"um.....he has his penis in his hand...you can't miss him"
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?
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"I want a bed made outta your boobs" -Ben
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It was me!
Even though I don't leave my house,drive,own a car,or was awake then.
Even though I don't leave my house,drive,own a car,or was awake then.
Yes, I have wished you were dead. You are just another face in the crowd, someone who brings me suffering, someone I truely hate.
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Eww.
One time me and my best friend ( I was 13, she was 17) were walking down a road at night over by the Warren House apts near Cedar Bluff. It was late at night, and we sat down on a curb and were talking.
For some reason, one of us looked up at the apts in front of us (not warren house) and there was a guy standing buck naked behind his sliding glass balcony door jackin' it for all it was worth in our general direction.
We screamed and ran.
One time me and my best friend ( I was 13, she was 17) were walking down a road at night over by the Warren House apts near Cedar Bluff. It was late at night, and we sat down on a curb and were talking.
For some reason, one of us looked up at the apts in front of us (not warren house) and there was a guy standing buck naked behind his sliding glass balcony door jackin' it for all it was worth in our general direction.
We screamed and ran.
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That was me as well.
Even though I have never lived in an apartment.
Even though I have never lived in an apartment.
Yes, I have wished you were dead. You are just another face in the crowd, someone who brings me suffering, someone I truely hate.
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celticsmith wrote:Strange...I don't remember there being a full moon last night.
So....what was with all the lunacy?
Could it be the the full moon thing is just a myth and the world is just randomly insane?
To quote Princess Bride "INCONCEIVABLE!!!"
"The truth lies between Live free or die!!! and famous potato's probably it's a little closer to famous potato's"
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um I dont know I turned down pellissippi to go home and called Wayne where he proceeded to go "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!??????" perverts
It hhappened to me and Gwen in Nashville too.
We decided to actually go to the worlds largest porn store instead of drive by it this time. we pulled into the parking lot and right in front of our car was this vagrant who looked like Kid Rock, Wankin it for all to see aimed at our car. well everyone started screaming and I grabbed forGwen's camera to take a picture (WHat , I can be creepy too! He wasnt getting the best of me!) and he took off running. I never got a picture of Kid Rock strokin the bologna.......and we went into the porn store....shocked and unfullfilled. we left after a few minutes......I mean after you see Kid rock spank it......not much else to see in the Walmart of porn stores
It hhappened to me and Gwen in Nashville too.
We decided to actually go to the worlds largest porn store instead of drive by it this time. we pulled into the parking lot and right in front of our car was this vagrant who looked like Kid Rock, Wankin it for all to see aimed at our car. well everyone started screaming and I grabbed forGwen's camera to take a picture (WHat , I can be creepy too! He wasnt getting the best of me!) and he took off running. I never got a picture of Kid Rock strokin the bologna.......and we went into the porn store....shocked and unfullfilled. we left after a few minutes......I mean after you see Kid rock spank it......not much else to see in the Walmart of porn stores
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satanskitten wrote:vicious_blood wrote:The worlds largest porn store is in Nasheville???
*takes notes*
that's what the side of the building says at least....
And in a semi-cruel twist of irony: Nashville was and may still be the largest publisher of Religous (Christian, mainly Babtist IIRC) media in America.
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I was driving down 17th street from the interstate and saw two guys and a girl sitting on the sidewalk. The girl had her shirt pulled up and the two guys were sucking her nipples for all their worth.
The worst part is.. it was broad daylight.
The worst part is.. it was broad daylight.
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