What will Martha Stewart's prison bitch name be?

Beatrix Kiddo · Post by **Beatrix Kiddo** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:33 pm

GUILTY!
GUILTY!
G-U-I-L... T-Y!
GUILTY!

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

(Where's that Cheerleader of the Damned?)

:-x

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:35 pm

But what ever hapened to Kenneth Lay? Martha only stole 250k, they stole MILLIONS, from hundreds of people. Where is their justice?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:07 pm

and now how to make a knife out of a toothbrush and plastic wrap

:twisted:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 2:43 am

"Fluff Bottom"

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:45 am

Coor wrote:But what ever hapened to Kenneth Lay? Martha only stole 250k, they stole MILLIONS, from hundreds of people. Where is their justice?

I thought those other guys were being tried separately. Who knows, I think it's funny! She could start a cooking show out of prison!

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:44 am

Meh it all depends on who you sleep with in the governemnt.

LMAO! A cooking show out of prision. She'll porlly be let out once a week to film.

ManicRepression · Post by **ManicRepression** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:03 am

Do you think Martha will get any prison time? If she does, that will be fuked up. Don't get me wrong, I don't like Martha. I think what she did was wrong. I think she is a frigid old bitoch. But hell, celebrities get away with rape, murder and assault all of the time. If she get any jail time, i think it will be because she Martha Stewart the BITCH. I dunno. I wonder if K-mart will drop her Arz.

Xerxes · Post by **Xerxes** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:31 pm

her bitch name shall be Suzi.... yes.. Suzi HomeMaker... yea :twisted:

Beatrix Kiddo · Post by **Beatrix Kiddo** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:32 pm

Martha Stuart will serve time in prison because she lied to federal investigators and conspired to cover up what she did wrong. She blew it.

What's really DUMB is that if she had just fessed up in the first place, all she would have had to do is probably pay a big fine and (I don't know) get banned from Wall Street. But no! She thought she was above all of that and lied about everything. She attempted to decieve the feds. Wrong move.

If we were to think that what she did was okay, then I guess it's okay for all the other crooks on Wall Street to do the same thing. This would result in lots of bad things happening to lots of people. And it hurts everyone, directly or indirectly. There are numerous reasons why there are rules that these bastards have to follow.

Oh yes, she deserves what's coming to her. Never mind ANYTHING about her past at all. Nevermind that she was a celebrity. Nevermind that she had some rep as being a bitch. Nevermind anything like that. When you FUCK UP like she did, you go directly to jail, do not pas Go, do not collect $200.

That is that.

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:36 am

Hot Apple Pie

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:03 pm

Prizion Bitch ... it'z a good thing.

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:29 am

peanut butter blossoms...

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:47 am

Her new prison bitch name will be: Muffaletta