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After going through the naming process, and therefore having an existance of it's own, me and my pussy have been pondering the meaning of it's existance. One of the great obsticals we have encountered is what exactly is it called when a woman does not wear underwear, as it is called "free-balling" on men. To get things started, we have come up with the term "liberated labia" Any other suggestions?
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chafed?
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naming

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Easy to open packaging?
Not child-proofed for your protection?
Ziplocked?
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Hari Kari
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how about, "hell yeah."?
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Convenience?
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i don't know about you guys, but i call it "cunnilingus".
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I'm still wondering, if by someone saying it's name, it then becomes powerless... :twisted:
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I would like to vote YEA on the motion... oh.. sorry.. thought we were voting on the "No Underwear For Women" bill... oops... :lol:
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Nemesis wrote:I would like to vote YEA on the motion... oh.. sorry.. thought we were voting on the "No Underwear For Women" bill... oops... :lol:


DORK!!


lol :wink:
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Buttercup wrote:
Nemesis wrote:I would like to vote YEA on the motion... oh.. sorry.. thought we were voting on the "No Underwear For Women" bill... oops... :lol:


DORK!!


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hmmm.... convienence, comfort, and guys seem to dig it. How on earth is Vicotoria's Secret still in business?
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jenna wrote:hmmm.... convienence, comfort, and guys seem to dig it. How on earth is Vicotoria's Secret still in business?



Because we are the poor and sexually liberated while Victoria's Secret caters to the rich and sexually repressed.

Besides, they like to sue little guys whose store name resembles theirs. Even if they do lose the lawsuit.
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jenna wrote:hmmm.... convienence, comfort, and guys seem to dig it. How on earth is Vicotoria's Secret still in business?

opinionated bastard mode: on
because some people obsess about the wrapping, while other, more intelligent folk tend to obsess more about the gifts hidden within.
opinionated bastard mode: off


mafiaman wrote:Because we are the poor and sexually liberated while Victoria's Secret caters to the rich and sexually repressed.

Besides, they like to sue little guys whose store name resembles theirs. Even if they do lose the lawsuit.

poor victor. ):
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