work is supposed to be a place where you can vandalize the common fucktard.
see mostly I got ot wrok for the money, but the money isnt really worth it....the entertainment is what makes my job worth the x $ per hour....try these fun diddies
tape a tracball to the mouse....obviously when no one is looking.....laughs ensue......after this joke has run its course. I am fond of puttin superglue on the left click button....this will definitely top your last antic. You may also want to try changing the mouse settings like the echo drag or the speed of the mouse's drag.........or make the mouse a "left handed" mouse. this is a guaranteed irritant.
Whoopie rubber baby buggy bumpers are a great laugh and always a guarantee.
Now I have a problem with evesdropping...and a particular person I work with has super mutherfucking sonic hearing and likes to jump in on my private A and B conversations .......you can always take care of that with the "is your rash any better" conversation. WEll it didnt take care of the problem.....but laughs ensue when you begin to describe the oozy blisters while you know she is listening.....be sure to drop words like STD....and the "clinic" and cream....not to mention....dont scratch at it....breakout...and my favorite "did you tell your new girlfriend about it???I mean you know its spread from doing THAT right?" "Nah, I figured the bitch deserved the blisters too!"
Our internet usage used to be monitored before we lost our access...I liked to sign in on different people's names who were too stupid to ever change their password and look up porn......Error 404s come up on a log......laughs ensue
That so rocks, and is probably a bit easier and safer than acid in the community water up here.
I have noticed, that after our little chat last week, I have gladly been closing my circle off. Droping one at a time, its kinda weird to tell people I've been " freidns" with for 5 years what idiots they are and that they can just fuck off. Thanks
remember, people are as expendable as the busted condom that spawned them.
because chaos and disorder motivates humankind to resolve new discoveries and salvations.
in english: the more fucked up shit is, the better our species thrives.
i know some people that suffer from them but ive never read anything on them
i do plan on reading up on that after finals.
let me get back to you on that
Coor wrote:Do you think that I am going to pass you in posts? If so, how long before I do? If not, why not?
yes i do
not too long
and ill just tell you why
i barely post anymore outside of the dumpster because of all the kids and trolls on the board scaring away most of the people that made this board fun for me.
that and i dont have time to post anymore. alot of shit active right now, and for once its not all bad. im getting involved in alot of shit and it gets my time
im betting everyone will forget about me my decemeber or so............ and then ill move there and have to redo all this shit.
OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon
Coor wrote:OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon
You cant leave
use that energy to devote some time to a spellchecker...
naa.. even now i wonder when i show to next sanctus who will actually hold a conversation with me. one part because ive been gone for so long it makes people wonder what to they talk about and two... who remembers me at all. ive been away for a while and ive changed quite a bit. apprance as well as internally, but i think im going to revert my looks before this weekend.
but anyway, i have do doubt you wont forget me lil sis.
Coor wrote: OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon
You cant leave
use that energy to devote some time to a spellchecker...
naa.. even now i wonder when i show to next sanctus who will actually hold a conversation with me. one part because ive been gone for so long it makes people wonder what to they talk about and two... who remembers me at all. ive been away for a while and ive changed quite a bit. apprance as well as internally, but i think im going to revert my looks before this weekend.
but anyway, i have do doubt you wont forget me lil sis.
Look, unless you want me to end the world, I can't use spellchecker. Considering, I only put up with your shit I guess that doesn't matter at all. Yea, that's right I said it *Irish Pub Fightening Stance* Whatcha gonna do about it?
Coor wrote: OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon
You cant leave
use that energy to devote some time to a spellchecker...
naa.. even now i wonder when i show to next sanctus who will actually hold a conversation with me. one part because ive been gone for so long it makes people wonder what to they talk about and two... who remembers me at all. ive been away for a while and ive changed quite a bit. apprance as well as internally, but i think im going to revert my looks before this weekend.
but anyway, i have do doubt you wont forget me lil sis.
Look, unless you want me to end the world, I can't use spellchecker. Considering, I only put up with your shit I guess that doesn't matter at all. Yea, that's right I said it *Irish Pub Fightening Stance* Whatcha gonna do about it?
:cockslap:
when the concussion heals from the cockslap.. to quote clutch
"comeout mother fucker lets throw down"
:pinches coor's cheeks:
aww how cute.
Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it
Coor wrote:Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it
that would be my hat you refer too.
and there is someone whos allowed to wear it.
and your not her.
Coor wrote: Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it
that would be my hat you refer too. and there is someone whos allowed to wear it. and your not her.
No I was refering to MY hat, the one that JOE gave ME!
<giggles>
Coor wrote: Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it
that would be my hat you refer too. and there is someone whos allowed to wear it. and your not her.
No I was refering to MY hat, the one that JOE gave ME! <giggles>
step off lil lady he gave me that hat a good year before you were legal. now enough idle conversation to build your posts, you can talk to me on aim.
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