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COWBOY IBBIE

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ladies and gentlemen...
cowboy ibbie
and ibbie is TOTALLY immune from the nekkid cowboy hat rule.
thats ONLY for females.
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I want to be a Cowboy
I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy
I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh - huh

Tonight we're taking me fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till the club is full
And I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true Cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats
And their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat
We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
And stomp around like a bunch of goons

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

We're all OD'd on the Olden West
Seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best
I can ride that phony bull so damn good
Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide
After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies
I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

Find out who all fights the best
We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest
Those damn punks are crazy (though)
And meaner than a bull at a rodeo

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

You call me an Urban clone of course
A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
With a broken nose and a fucked up knee
Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

Yee Haw

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
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Yee-Haw.

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you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:
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Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

Huh. You're that eager to go blind?
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Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

a) most of KG has seen me run around nakkid, so if i stripped in my own hat... ehh not much value. so ill keep this aimed to ibbie.
b) if ibbie wants to strip, as long as he doesnt do the hat-hides-package trick and as long as i dont have to see it im down. nuts off the hat, no buttcrack hat checks either. hat stays on. lol. and i REALLY dont want to be there for that. haha.
c) if you watch ibbie strips adn you watch, we are gonna have a strange talk about incest when we get home young lady....
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junkie christ wrote:
Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

a) most of KG has seen me run around nakkid, so if i stripped in my own hat... ehh not much value. so ill keep this aimed to ibbie.
b) if ibbie wants to strip, as long as he doesnt do the hat-hides-package trick and as long as i dont have to see it im down. nuts off the hat, no buttcrack hat checks either. hat stays on. lol. and i REALLY dont want to be there for that. haha.
c) if you watch ibbie strips adn you watch, we are gonna have a strange talk about incest when we get home young lady....
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only one problem... he's YOUR brother, not mine..... :twisted:
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Kilashayne wrote:only one problem... he's YOUR brother, not mine..... :twisted:

I'm your grandpa.
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junkie christ wrote:a) most of KG has seen me run around nakkid, so if i stripped in my own hat...


NO!!!! WRONG!!!! SOOOOOO WRONG!!!! I REFUSE TO SEE YOU NEKKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And!!! I will SOOOOOO kick your ass if you post the pix of me in your hat!!!!
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iblis wrote:
Kilashayne wrote:only one problem... he's YOUR brother, not mine..... :twisted:

I'm your grandpa.


errr... how did that one work out?
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LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:a) most of KG has seen me run around nakkid, so if i stripped in my own hat...


NO!!!! WRONG!!!! SOOOOOO WRONG!!!! I REFUSE TO SEE YOU NEKKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And!!! I will SOOOOOO kick your ass if you post the pix of me in your hat!!!!

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forgot about that one.... hehehe...........
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Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

one would think you might want to reconsider that desire since I kind of like you and it would be a true shame to have to kill you... :mrgreen:
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<giggles> That so funny!
I refuse to see Junkie or Jillian nekkie in the hat. Ewwww that is soooooo wrong.

OK, nekkie period. There that's better.
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BlackWidow wrote:
Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

one would think you might want to reconsider that desire since I kind of like you and it would be a true shame to have to kill you... :mrgreen:
shes only joking dear. :-D
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junkie christ wrote:
BlackWidow wrote:
Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

one would think you might want to reconsider that desire since I kind of like you and it would be a true shame to have to kill you... :mrgreen:
shes only joking dear. :-D


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BearDragonLady wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
BlackWidow wrote:
Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

one would think you might want to reconsider that desire since I kind of like you and it would be a true shame to have to kill you... :mrgreen:
shes only joking dear. :-D


Bear under high stress doesn't stop to think before swat... :P Just a little touchy right now, that's all... sorry. :D

haha its ok sis. :hug:
and kilashayne has self admitant given up on all men and is purely junkie-sexual.
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junkie christ wrote:
BearDragonLady wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
BlackWidow wrote:
Kilashayne wrote:you know, the more i hear about your *nekkid cowboy hat rule* the more i don't like it. you're allowed to get girls to strip, but the girls don't get to see Ibbie in the buff? that's just not fair!!!!!! if i'm putting up with you trying to get other girls naked, i want to see Ibbie get naked! :twisted:

one would think you might want to reconsider that desire since I kind of like you and it would be a true shame to have to kill you... :mrgreen:
shes only joking dear. :-D


Bear under high stress doesn't stop to think before swat... :P Just a little touchy right now, that's all... sorry. :D

haha its ok sis. :hug:
and kilashayne has self admitant given up on all men and is purely junkie-sexual.
see ya soon


*nods* yep... it's true.
and i was kidding, it was more a comment on the sexist nature of the "hat rule" rather than an actual desire to get ppl naked. i don't really want to see anyone get naked in the hat except Junkie!!! :D



damn it.... now i have the song You Can Leave Your Hat On stuck in my head.....
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. i don't really want to see anyone get naked in the hat except Junkie!!!



EWWWWWWWWWWW! Gross! Parental Sex! NOOOOOOOOOO!


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