Not a virgin?!?!?!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat May 29, 2004 6:37 pm

sex is two or more people bumping uglies...... well i dunno i had sex with myself this week.......
making love is for people who believe in love, man im sorry for you guys. making love... slow..passionate.. :puke:

emotion makes me sick. esp when im trying to cum. jeez. never mistake lust for love people. love is a chemical imbalance, cumming should be a chemical release.
i think we should call making love hallmark fucking
its the type of thing that is ............errrrrr....... :puke:

just thinking about it. the terms making love should only apply to people who brew beer, because enough beer causes love. and the brewmaster is the only person who makes (read:creates) love.
fucking is something that is a feral act of two or more people that hopefully everyone cums and bleeds and whatever their dark hearts desire..........
sorry im getting horny just thinking about that

i say choose fucking
and if your really into the kink, anal fucking with restraints.
there ya go.
vote anal 2004.

wilted_roze · Post by **wilted_roze** » Sat May 29, 2004 7:44 pm

X wrote:Yes yes, its all the same thing.....but not really

you see, making love....sex, fucking....its all different.....

its sorta like the speeds on your vcr.

making love....sp
sex.....ep
fucking slp

or maybe i fucked that up.....eh....bleh

That "like the speeds on your vcr thing... ah damn, I must love you now. ;p

That seriously should be on a t-shirt. You could sell them at Gadzooks.

~W

X · Post by X » Sat May 29, 2004 10:36 pm

well...i feel like i fucked it up...i mean

sp is 2 hours.....

sp should be fucking, since its fast, hardcore, and badass.....

sp in video quickly kills a tape (2 hours) is hardcore on the tape, and gives you badass quality.

i've never had sex for 4 hours.....the quality is ok.....but yeah.

and i HAVE made love for 6 hours....this was back in the day before my heart was ripped out of my asshole, and shown to me, and thus X was born......well...yeah..it COULD happen again....i won't say it can't....but i'll probably not use the rca tapes.....maybe sony or panasonic.....ya know top of the line......

yes, i think i fucked up.....making love is a long process, at least in my expierience...slow, the quality is good...it holds up....you get more in- yah

um....fuck

wilted_roze · Post by **wilted_roze** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:15 pm

I think you fucked it up too, but it's still funny and cute regardless. And I'd still wear it on a t-shirt.

Yeah, the sp should be the fuck, and the slp the making love, right? Or did I just fuck it up too?

Ah, oh well. Either way I would have never thought of that. So... touche'

~W

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sun May 30, 2004 12:44 am

ive fucked for six hours.

*changes tape and starts a new one*

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sun May 30, 2004 1:32 pm

hehehe. I wonder how long this thread will go. I was expecting people to start cussing about how stupid the thread is. I agree with JC and Blindboy, fucking is better than that passionate bullshit. Fuck that...

Space Traveler 9 · Post by **Space Traveler 9** » Sun May 30, 2004 1:57 pm

blindboy wrote:ive fucked for six hours.

*changes tape and starts a new one*

lucky, the most i've done is about four... :-?

sex, fucking, making love.... whatever you call it, it's all boring without the foreplay... Foreplay Rocks!!

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sun May 30, 2004 2:03 pm

it's all boring without the foreplay... Foreplay Rocks!!

amen!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun May 30, 2004 2:17 pm

Space Traveler 9 wrote:
blindboy wrote:ive fucked for six hours.

*changes tape and starts a new one*

lucky, the most i've done is about four...

sex, fucking, making love.... whatever you call it, it's all boring without the foreplay... Foreplay Rocks!!

fo shizzle
guys out there... learn this shit
women out there... make us bleed. we will thank you
:does his bewitched head jive:
make it so..........

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sun May 30, 2004 3:22 pm

Coor wrote:hehehe. I wonder how long this thread will go. I was expecting people to start cussing about how stupid the thread is. I agree with JC and Blindboy, fucking is better than that passionate bullshit. Fuck that...

I think it iz a kinda doofy thread, but this iz the dumpster ... so, why not, eh ...

Now, defining passion:

1. A powerful emotion, such as love, joy, hatred, or anger.

2. a. Ardent love.
b. Strong sexual desire; lust.
c. The object of such love or desire.

3. a.Boundless enthusiasm: His skills as a player don't quite match his passion for the game.
b.The object of such enthusiasm: Soccer is her passion.

Passion haz mostly 2 do with ntensity (NOT necessarily sappy luv making), & such passion/ntensity iz required 4 sex ... at least 4/with me!!! IMO, a dispassion8 luver iz a total waste ov time.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sun May 30, 2004 7:17 pm

Why thank you for correcting me Storme. I will choose my words more carefully next time.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Sun May 30, 2004 9:37 pm

well to ensure that coor isn't disappointed, i'll say it.

this thread is fucking stupid!

sexual conversation= fun

citywide broadcast of someone else's personal experience= fucking retarded highschool bullshit.

actually, its not even highschool level, more like jr high. but hey, it is in the dumpster, so whatever.

for the record, my longest sexual experience lasted about 7 hrs.

i'm done now

Vachy · Post by **Vachy** » Sun May 30, 2004 10:37 pm

lovechild wrote:making fuck

Hmmm...Not sure of the exact meaning of it (guess I've never seen that movie) but I like the sound of "making fuck." I'm in a long term/serious/whatever relationship, and I think it's awesome to trust and love someone enough to be able to make love, or just do it to get off, or have some kinky fun, anything, really--with no shame.

It's a shame so many people dislike "making love." Sometimes you need a mental orgasm, ya know? It's good to feel loved.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:01 pm

i don't think its so much that people dislike "making love", but more of the package it comes in/with. like its this package deal that you can order offline or a wedding chapel or something, complete with cuddling, talking, deep thoughts, and "i love you"s and spending the rest of your life together. it brings expectations with it, sometimes very high expectations, and that alone would make anyone uncomfortable. personally, i think of it as a mere term thats highly overrated. used only by couples that are still in that twiterpainted state.

i think all you need to feel "free" in bed is a partner that you trust and are comfortable with. maybe one day you do some hardcore pornographic fucking (in junkie's case; anal fucking) complete with spankings and "dirty talk", the another you just have sex, and then one day while feeling extremely "in love" you make love.

whatever, i just hate the term. it makes it sound as if you can manufacture love, which coincides with my "package deal" theory. like its some rare collectible thats worth shitloads of money, but no one has been able to find.

ahhhh! i'm rambling! again!

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:07 pm

funny, every time i see this thread i get this POE song stuck in my head.

Haunted (2000)
Not a virgin

I'm not a virgin anymore

I just thought you should know
Darlin' I've been around
I took a walk up your block
In fact I have been all over town
Down by the lake
And underneath the table in my living room
But side with the blue blue moon

You can call me what you will
Call me a slut call me a jaded pill
But darlin I've got your number now

I'm not a virgin anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin
I'm not a virgin anymore

Just thought you should know
Before you let another lie
Slip through those crooked little teeth
I don't think you wanna start that shit with me

Much better yet
Tell me something dangerous and true
Oh yeah that looks much sexier on you

Careful what it is you say
'Cause I can see right through you
On a cloudy day and darlin' I think you wanna play
I'm not a virgin anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
So if you wanna play dirty darling I'm gonna win
I'm not a virgin anymore

Been there done that
(Say what?)
Get the hang of it
Get screwed
I screw you I had a whole lot of fun with it
I've had enough now so you better take a bow
It's gonna be a new experience if you wanna play with me

Daisy chains and maryjanes
Happy ending fairy tales
Cannot fool me now

I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin

Hell I've been divided
Out of my mind and reinvented again
I've been ignited and then uninvited
So honey
You break it up
I'm gonna put it back together again

I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin

I'm not a virgin anymore

I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Do you get the gist of the song now?

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:52 pm

I hate it when we think alike, I went back to this thread after I found a link to the song and *POP* there you are, thinking like me again.

X · Post by X » Mon May 31, 2004 12:29 am

gwenhwyfar wrote:i don't think its so much that people dislike "making love", but more of the package it comes in/with. like its this package deal that you can order offline or a wedding chapel or something, complete with cuddling, talking, deep thoughts, and "i love you"s and spending the rest of your life together. it brings expectations with it, sometimes very high expectations, and that alone would make anyone uncomfortable. personally, i think of it as a mere term thats highly overrated. used only by couples that are still in that twiterpainted state.

Ah..why couldn't it be that easy?

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Mon May 31, 2004 1:00 am

well everyone knows how mushy I am, and Im too tough to say "makin love"

terms in my vocabulary

fuck
get it on
get nasty
do the naughty
lets do it
have some sex
get some booty
have some tail
get some ass
hit it
tag it
and there are more but

but never never never...make love.....ew.

wilted_roze · Post by **wilted_roze** » Mon May 31, 2004 9:42 am

tee hee hee.

well it wasn't coors fault that this thread was started anyway. I mean, in a way I guess it was, but she wasn't the one that posted it.

I respect the people who are saying this thread is stupid, because it does seem like one of those things that should be appreciated more than to go make a POST about it, but at the same time, if you're gonna lose your virginity, you may as well celebrate it as much as possible, since it's a one time only deal.

Just my thought.

wilted_roze · Post by **wilted_roze** » Mon May 31, 2004 9:44 am

gwenhwyfar wrote:funny, every time i see this thread i get this POE song stuck in my head.

Haunted (2000)
Not a virgin

I'm not a virgin anymore

I just thought you should know
Darlin' I've been around
I took a walk up your block
In fact I have been all over town
Down by the lake
And underneath the table in my living room
But side with the blue blue moon

You can call me what you will
Call me a slut call me a jaded pill
But darlin I've got your number now

I'm not a virgin anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin
I'm not a virgin anymore

Just thought you should know
Before you let another lie
Slip through those crooked little teeth
I don't think you wanna start that shit with me

Much better yet
Tell me something dangerous and true
Oh yeah that looks much sexier on you

Careful what it is you say
'Cause I can see right through you
On a cloudy day and darlin' I think you wanna play
I'm not a virgin anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
So if you wanna play dirty darling I'm gonna win
I'm not a virgin anymore

Been there done that
(Say what?)
Get the hang of it
Get screwed
I screw you I had a whole lot of fun with it
I've had enough now so you better take a bow
It's gonna be a new experience if you wanna play with me

Daisy chains and maryjanes
Happy ending fairy tales
Cannot fool me now

I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin

Hell I've been divided
Out of my mind and reinvented again
I've been ignited and then uninvited
So honey
You break it up
I'm gonna put it back together again

I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin

I'm not a virgin anymore

I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Do you get the gist of the song now?

...

I thought you were talking about a teletubby for a moment. ... Shows how much I know huh?

~W