white_darkness wrote:Why is it nothing ever fits back in the damn box after you take it out?
because the people who package it have mastered the art of teleknetics (spelling? im half asleep.....) and levitate all the pieces and parts into the packageing, using their power to tightly seal it all together, then they form the box around it. just for they payoff, they are the same assholes that get to stamp the ""no returns if removed from box" or "return in box the way it was recieved" shit on the boxes......
its a conspiracy. a mutant conspiracy. lets get some sentienels and the mutant registration act going up in here.........
Pharinet wrote:Not to get pissy or anything, but who the hell have you guys been dating? Jesus on a stick people, your choices in women suck! Ok here's a question, I am kinda feelling badgered by all the women bashing. I don't, nor have I ever fallen under any of the descriptions(well except maybe for the whorish part, but excuse me for being in charge of my own sexual wants and needs).So my hubby and my friends would agree with this and my female friends are also not like this(seeing as how I don't get along well with other women, I have few female friends) So in short am I a freak of nautre? Lucky that I obviously missed out on the evil and not in the fun way tranning they gave at school. Or like I have been told, way too much like a man. I mean I was a drag queen in a last life. And no I'm not really taking any of this truly seriuosly, but it's enough to make a gal paranoid. Like if I come up and talk to any of you men, they will automatically disregard me because of his past bad experiences.
let me be the FIRST to agree that yea, most men have bad taste in women (after my last few ex's, its easier to get into NASA than it is to pass the screening tests i give women...). but its really not intentional to be aimed women bashing... ill GLADLY bash men or myself..... your not a freak of nature and we are all in agreement here that most people have had bad experiences with the opposite sex.... if you cant tear it up in the dumpster where can you? this has been predominate male posting.alot of those single. add that to the fact the im answering half this shit and most of my friends are women (therefore i dont get to say this shit often) its a great open forum. altough we may type the oneliners of all women being bad (which as true as all men are bad. we are all rotting in the end)...... be assured noone (div the ladies man esp.) hates all women. most of us worship the ground women walk on and theres no women in the dungeoun with us at the moment are releasing small amounts of pent up frustration. its not a stab or wpmen bashing or NO MAAM from married with children, its just a joke. lonely people quickly become angry and bitter people.
thx for bringing that too light though, dont want to make anyone feel outside among outsiders..... then were do you go?
I REALLY ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BASH MEN AS WELL AS WOMEN. HELL DO IT IN THE SAME POST. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Pharinet wrote:Not to get pissy or anything, but who the hell have you guys been dating? Jesus on a stick people, your choices in women suck!
obviously the wrong women. but since you're not available, what other option do we have? and no, i don't think you quite qualify as a freak of nature. to get that status, i think you have to be an ex of mine.
junkie christ wrote:lonely people quickly become angry and bitter people.
A-fucking-men!!!
Which pharinet...you've summed up the other issue...all the good ones seem to be taken every time you have to go look. Plus, so many of the bad ones are so good at the act. Starting out nice and caring, then you get hooked, and then they bleed you dry.
I've swung both ways, but I prefer women....they taste better. Much better....
junkie christ wrote:OK some women just cant be pleased. no matter what you do its bad timing or they expected more some women want what they cant have, your too macho they want you sensitive. you switch they miss they way it was.. some women are just testing you some women are nuts. but they all are different. evaluate the person. that help?
Which translates to: Crazy. Crazy. Suicidal. Obviously crazy.
How are they different?
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
Imp wrote:When are you not drunk and confused? Godiva or Ghirardelli? how much money is left on my gift card?
im not drunk ALOT. im just always drinking. big difference.
im confused until im leading people. then i know everything going on.
GODIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gift card balance = original value - what you spent.....
but if you let me borrow it in a beer selling location its zero.......
junkie christ wrote:lonely people quickly become angry and bitter people.
A-fucking-men!!! Which pharinet...you've summed up the other issue...all the good ones seem to be taken every time you have to go look. Plus, so many of the bad ones are so good at the act. Starting out nice and caring, then you get hooked, and then they bleed you dry. I've swung both ways, but I prefer women....they taste better. Much better....
some women start out nice? haha. i can finger count the nice women ive met that i liked though... the bad ones are the best at the act. they will wreck you but youd never know it when your having some evil evil evil satanosex.......
the ones who restrain you the most, they REALLY restrain you the most and its a blast........its a really an addiction. watch it wreck your life (and it will worse than any chemical on earth) but the high is great..
junkie christ wrote:OK some women just cant be pleased. no matter what you do its bad timing or they expected more some women want what they cant have, your too macho they want you sensitive. you switch they miss they way it was.. some women are just testing you some women are nuts. but they all are different. evaluate the person. that help?
Which translates to: Crazy. Crazy. Suicidal. Obviously crazy.
How are they different?
the ways of the vaginal ones were never meant to be understood by the stick bearers.
this is the order of life.
junkie christ wrote:if i typed otherwise i was probably drunk and confused.
And this is different for you how...?
i really i set myself for an assraping with that one huh?
ive even got two PMs joking about that....
hahaa
im not DRUNK that much i just DRINK that much......
its like muddy waters once said
" i aint drunk.... im just drinking. i aint drunk..... just a thinkin"
junkie christ wrote:the ways of the vaginal ones were never meant to be understood by the stick bearers. this is the order of life.
Actually, 99.9% of all people just don't understand other people at all, regardless of sex, even when they think they do.
The current human model is not equipped with Reality Sensors or Original Thought Drives as factory standard. Only a few prototype Mark 7 Series have those. Unfortunately, Realization seems to have many major adverse side-effects, including Apathy, Futility, Cynicism, and Alienation.
Ultimately, understanding people is just depressing.
The Fallen wrote:ale, lager. stout, or bitter? white, dark, or milk chocolate? blonde, brunette, redhead, or bald?
ale when you can afford it, lager when iyoucant, stout when your ballsy, bitter when your drinking alone.
dark chocolate. its gother.
brunettes perfered, blondes if yer drunk, bald if your blind, and redhead if your a total hormone driven emotionless machine.....
junkie christ wrote:the ways of the vaginal ones were never meant to be understood by the stick bearers. this is the order of life.
Actually, 99.9% of all people just don't understand other people at all, regardless of sex, even when they think they do.
The current human model is not equipped with Reality Sensors or Original Thought Drives as factory standard. Only a few prototype Mark 7 Series have those. Unfortunately, Realization seems to have many major adverse side-effects, including Apathy, Futility, Cynicism, and Alienation.
Ultimately, understanding people is just depressing.
that quote was ment as a joke....
i agree and disagree with that, but i fucking love ya for making the statement. the only part i disagree with is i think some people can understand others. i know alot of people good at it. its just if your one of us, that end of the second paragraph and the last statement are all golden truth of existence.....
wonderful wonderful point jesusjack........
and no, i don't think you quite qualify as a freak of nature. to get that status, i think you have to be an ex of mine.
