iblis wrote:Catholic school girls, or nuns?
A guy is driving down the road and sees a sign that says "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution-10 miles". The guy kind of shakes his head and wonders if he seen that right.
A few miles down the road, he sees a sign that reads, "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution-5 miles". "Yes, I read that right." The guy shakes his head and drives on.
As he drives further down the road, he sees another sign that reads, "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution-next left". Curiousity gets the best of the man and he makes the left. He drives until he comes upon an old convent. On the front of the building is a sign that reads "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution".
He gets out of the car, goes up to the door and knocks. After a few minutes, the door is opened by an old nun in a long, black habit.
"May I help you my son?"
"Um....yea.....I noticed your sign....."
"Come in then."
The nun ushers him into the convent. "Follow me, " the nun says and begins walking. The man follows her down many corriridors and through many door; up stairs and down stairs.....it was a virtual maze!. They finally stop in front of a very large, wooden door. The nun says, "Knock on that door." She turns and dissapears into the maze.
By now, the guys is all excited. He knocks of the door and it is opened by another nun in a long, black habit. "May I help you, my son?"
"Um....yea.....I'm....I'm here to do business."
The nun replies, "Come in and put $50 in the cup." She pulls a cup from the folds of her habit. The man digs in his pants, pulls out $50 and puts it in the cup.
The nun points to another large, wooden door and says, "Go through that door."
The man eagerly goes through, the door closing and locking behind him, and finds himself in the parking lot looking at a sign that says,
"You have just been screwed by the Sisters of St. Francis. Have a nice day."
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.