Random Junkie Christ Thread

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu May 15, 2003 5:22 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:if i typed otherwise i was probably drunk and confused.

And this is different for you how...?

i really i set myself for an assraping with that one huh?
ive even got two PMs joking about that....
hahaa
im not DRUNK that much i just DRINK that much......
its like muddy waters once said
" i aint drunk.... im just drinking. i aint drunk..... just a thinkin"

You know I'm just fuckin' wit cha...

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Thu May 15, 2003 7:25 pm

Yeah I guess now that I look at it, all the goods ones are usually take. taken by the quite geek sitting alone in the corner. :lol:

Don't know why or how that happens. Hell I never planned/wanted to get married. I still even refer to him 4yrs later as my "husband" cause I'm still trying to get used to it. He's laughing at the catch and I'm laughing at me. So there you go. And now that I am here I hope to break the family track record and marry only once. Women in my family usually go through men like klenex. Funny thing is I am sickeningly happy.

Who would you do first from Far Scape? Erin, Zahn, or Chianna?
Septum rings, only fit for bulls?
And is Krystal selling salads and KFC selling cake signs of the comming apocolyps?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 15, 2003 9:48 pm

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:if i typed otherwise i was probably drunk and confused.

And this is different for you how...?

i really i set myself for an assraping with that one huh?
ive even got two PMs joking about that....
hahaa
im not DRUNK that much i just DRINK that much......
its like muddy waters once said
" i aint drunk.... im just drinking. i aint drunk..... just a thinkin"

You know I'm just fuckin' wit cha...

so am i.
lol.
heheheee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:00 pm

Pharinet wrote:Yeah I guess now that I look at it, all the goods ones are usually take. taken by the quite geek sitting alone in the corner. Don't know why or how that happens. Hell I never planned/wanted to get married. I still even refer to him 4yrs later as my "husband" cause I'm still trying to get used to it. He's laughing at the catch and I'm laughing at me. So there you go. And now that I am here I hope to break the family track record and marry only once. Women in my family usually go through men like klenex. Funny thing is I am sickeningly happy.

Who would you do first from Far Scape? Erin, Zahn, or Chianna?
Septum rings, only fit for bulls?
And is Krystal selling salads and KFC selling cake signs of the comming apocolyps?

ALL OF THEM.
SEPTUM RINGS ARE SO FUCKING COOL.
no. the end times will come when GWB admits that the WTC thing was a scam and a setup ran by the government.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri May 16, 2003 12:08 pm

This quiet geek in the class lost his faith long time back.

JC ~~ I was referring to pretending to be nice to get a guy hooked. At least with the bad girls who are honest you know what's going down right from the start. Chap knows then to just put the raincoat on, grab the lube and ride the wave to the shore.

I found that chocolate question entertaining, but then I was told by somebody I sound like a godiva chocolate.

So, why is everyone my agency regulates either idiotic, insane, or both?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat May 17, 2003 3:03 am

Oh great, wise, and perpendicular Junkie, which would you choose ?

Spoon, or no spoon?
Domestic beer, or imported?
A frontal lobotomy, or a long-term relationship?
Catholic school girls, or nuns?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Sat May 17, 2003 3:44 am

I know what I would choose.... Spoon, (It's a 50/50 question, I just picked 1) Imported,(Better) Frontal Lobotomy(Easier) and School Girls..(No comment) lol... :twisted:

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat May 17, 2003 7:58 am

junkie christ wrote:SEPTUM RINGS ARE SO FUCKING COOL.
.

How would I look with a septum ring?

*debating*

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat May 17, 2003 8:45 am

iblis wrote:Catholic school girls, or nuns?

A guy is driving down the road and sees a sign that says "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution-10 miles". The guy kind of shakes his head and wonders if he seen that right.
A few miles down the road, he sees a sign that reads, "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution-5 miles". "Yes, I read that right." The guy shakes his head and drives on.
As he drives further down the road, he sees another sign that reads, "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution-next left". Curiousity gets the best of the man and he makes the left. He drives until he comes upon an old convent. On the front of the building is a sign that reads "Sister's of St. Francis House of Prostitution".
He gets out of the car, goes up to the door and knocks. After a few minutes, the door is opened by an old nun in a long, black habit.
"May I help you my son?"
"Um....yea.....I noticed your sign....."
"Come in then."
The nun ushers him into the convent. "Follow me, " the nun says and begins walking. The man follows her down many corriridors and through many door; up stairs and down stairs.....it was a virtual maze!. They finally stop in front of a very large, wooden door. The nun says, "Knock on that door." She turns and dissapears into the maze.
By now, the guys is all excited. He knocks of the door and it is opened by another nun in a long, black habit. "May I help you, my son?"
"Um....yea.....I'm....I'm here to do business."
The nun replies, "Come in and put $50 in the cup." She pulls a cup from the folds of her habit. The man digs in his pants, pulls out $50 and puts it in the cup.
The nun points to another large, wooden door and says, "Go through that door."
The man eagerly goes through, the door closing and locking behind him, and finds himself in the parking lot looking at a sign that says,
"You have just been screwed by the Sisters of St. Francis. Have a nice day."

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat May 17, 2003 9:41 am

white_darkness wrote:So, why is everyone my agency regulates either idiotic, insane, or both?

idiotic-most people are idiots.
insane-and how many sane people do you know?
both-most people again.
and the people in charge are always the dimest bulbs on the track....... (ex. the president.......)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat May 17, 2003 9:44 am

iblis wrote:Oh great, wise, and perpendicular Junkie, which would you choose ?
Spoon, or no spoon?
Domestic beer, or imported?
A frontal lobotomy, or a long-term relationship?
Catholic school girls, or nuns?

there is no spoon.
Domestic until i have money....
theres a difference between a frontal lobotomy and a long term relationship? i always though it was the same thing.....
CATHOLIC SKEWL GERLS REWL........... i cant even go on that tangent......
shool girls for sex, nuns for masurbation.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat May 17, 2003 9:45 am

Buttercup wrote:
junkie christ wrote:SEPTUM RINGS ARE SO FUCKING COOL.
.

How would I look with a septum ring?
*debating*

.......go for it.......
hardcore.....

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Sun May 18, 2003 2:17 pm

Why do I always drink so much Jaeger if I know it's going to give me a hangover?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon May 19, 2003 2:30 pm

Why, why, why?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 19, 2003 5:25 pm

white_darkness wrote:Why do I always drink so much Jaeger if I know it's going to give me a hangover?

cuz its FUN......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 19, 2003 5:26 pm

JaNell wrote:Why, why, why?

because because because......
because of the wonderful things he does......

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Tue May 20, 2003 9:39 am

which is worse:

knowing that the earth will end in a great caytaclisim?
or
knowing that nothing will change and there is no end?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:37 pm

briarus wrote:which is worse:

knowing that the earth will end in a great caytaclisim?
or
knowing that nothing will change and there is no end?

Knowing the earth even could end in a great ball of rage is not something anyone should fear. think about it....
Timer set. Expectations met. Bags packed. Period. End of statement. Game over. No repeats. Defeat clever 4 sentence structure.

know for the other, thats WORSE. knowing you can spend your life trying to improve the water just be killed by its waves for your effort. a cyclic suicide and the razor blade is timed into your wrist because the situation never improves, never decreases, in all its predetermined motion it just stays the same. Now theres some people that say my life is wonderful and id be ok with nothing changes. Woe to the deluded cattle, eh? NOW THATS A LIE. to those people i say poke at the walls of that glass house and note how the once pretty clear window panes of P.C.-ness turn into carnival glass bending and distorting the outside...
at our best we can try to improve the world around us (which is perpetually falling) or we paint the glass and dance in the lie.

thats a broadover view. will that work?

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Tue May 20, 2003 3:54 pm

works for me.
think i'm going to go enjoy a sunset

how many posts is enough?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 20, 2003 5:00 pm

briarus wrote:works for me.
think i'm going to go enjoy a sunset

how many posts is enough?

enough??????
what heresy is this?
theres NEVER enough!!