Random Junkie Christ Thread

Ryuu_Draven · Post by **Ryuu_Draven** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:50 pm

junkie christ wrote:
LordHades wrote:Would your "Why Ninja Rock" speech have anything to do with the so-called Real Ultimate Power that ninja are rumored to possess, or note that they are, in fact, mammals?
now im only going to say this once....

YOU
NEED
TO
GET
LAID
i reccommend sticking it in the hookers butt.

Lmao

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:52 pm

junkie christ wrote:now im only going to say this once....

YOU
NEED
TO
GET
LAID
i reccommend sticking it in the hookers butt.

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:35 pm

Right answer, wrong question, different forum.

However, as that's not advise that's going to work out for awhile, I suppose I'll try something more relevent to the point of this thread.

Oh.. Wait.. what was the point again?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:09 pm

LordHades wrote:Right answer, wrong question, different forum.

However, as that's not advise that's going to work out for awhile, I suppose I'll try something more relevent to the point of this thread.

Oh.. Wait.. what was the point again?

to fuck off really.
its a joke man.
i dont care enough about you to insult you. its all in fun.

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:01 am

I should really truly hope you wouldn't! I mean, I don't have tits or anything.. Well, manboobs maybe, but a good diet will fix those..

I took no offense, I just post here for the shits & the giggles..

Cause, umm.. Constipation is teh suxx0Rz

And umm, Laughter is the best medicine?

But then why do they sell Milk of Magnesia? I mean, wouldn't a Richard Pryor album be far more effective?

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:13 am

Okay, in addition to JC's pearls of wisdom, let me add mine. Blog. You need a blog, dear. The level of communication you seek might be more easily attained in good ol' xanga land. Try it, I think you'll like it.

http://www.xanga.com/groups/group.aspx?id=22639

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:16 pm

Bah, I'm not interesting enough for a blog. This is simple randomness..

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:24 pm

LordHades wrote:Bah, I'm not interesting enough for a blog. This is simple randomness..

From some that I've seen, the interest level doesn't seem to be a prerequisite. It's simply a more suitable avenue for some types of randomness. Besides, you can get to know some the goth community better, which I take to be one of your goals anyway.

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:27 pm

Fair enough, moderate chastisement accepted, I'll quit screwing with Junkie's thread.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:56 pm

seriously man, a blog is a good idea. you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:39 pm

junkie christ wrote: you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

Sounds kinky. I knew you were a switch, but I never thought you'd do it for a guy.

Ryuu_Draven · Post by **Ryuu_Draven** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:04 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote: you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

Sounds kinky. I knew you were a switch, but I never thought you'd do it for a guy.

lmao, I was going to make a similar joke, but kept my mouth shut.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:53 pm

Ryuu_Draven wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote: you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

Sounds kinky. I knew you were a switch, but I never thought you'd do it for a guy.

lmao, I was going to make a similar joke, but kept my mouth shut.

That's probably safer. You never know what a guy might do when a girl's just standing there with her mouth open.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:06 pm

What is your opinion of bratwurst?

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:06 am

most women I know prefer salami, but who knows. bratwurst might be fun.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:12 pm

iblis wrote:
Ryuu_Draven wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote: you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

Sounds kinky. I knew you were a switch, but I never thought you'd do it for a guy.

lmao, I was going to make a similar joke, but kept my mouth shut.

That's probably safer. You never know what a guy might do when a girl's just standing there with her mouth open.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:44 pm

Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:
Ryuu_Draven wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote: you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

Sounds kinky. I knew you were a switch, but I never thought you'd do it for a guy.

lmao, I was going to make a similar joke, but kept my mouth shut.

That's probably safer. You never know what a guy might do when a girl's just standing there with her mouth open.

That went in a completly differant way than I predicted. :dup:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:21 am

LadyIvanna wrote:What is your opinion of bratwurst?

its the working mans solution to a double penetration
and one more way satan strangles our society :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:40 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:
Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:
Ryuu_Draven wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote: you know me and mo will sub at least... lol...

Sounds kinky. I knew you were a switch, but I never thought you'd do it for a guy.

lmao, I was going to make a similar joke, but kept my mouth shut.

That's probably safer. You never know what a guy might do when a girl's just standing there with her mouth open.

That went in a completly differant way than I predicted.

yea
that came out really wrong.
oh well.

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:41 pm

Where's a good place to buy a nice, thick strap on?

:twisted: