What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do fish get thirsty?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Does killing time damage eternity?
When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
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