From the mouths of babes...

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:27 pm

My 9 year old daughter made me laugh so hard today I couldn't breathe. We were coming back from a movie when she asked me if I had ever painted my nails.

Me "Yeah, once or twice."

Alexis "What color?"

Me "Hm, black I think."

Alexis "Goth black?"

Me "Hehe, what do you mean 'goth' black?"

Alexis "I mean black."

Me "What do you mean by 'goth'?"

Alexis "I dunno."

Me "Well, what do you think 'goth' means?"

Alexis "I think they're soul sucking ghost women."

At which point I collapsed into a fit of laughter.

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:46 pm

They are all soul-sucking ghost women...Sorry...It's true...

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:07 pm

Yes!And Vampires eat leaves.At least that is what my best friend's four year old thinks.And that is why all the leaves got gone this winter.But now the Vampires are buying the trees new leaves. Funny Stuff

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:13 am

that is absolutely precious....if not occasionaly true...

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:31 pm

that's so funny... and cute...

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:33 pm

Yes!And Vampires eat leaves.At least that is what my best friend's four year old thinks.And that is why all the leaves got gone this winter.But now the Vampires are buying the trees new leaves. Funny Stuff

lmao... these little ones ... hee hee

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:51 pm

badkiity wrote:Yes!And Vampires eat leaves.At least that is what my best friend's four year old thinks.And that is why all the leaves got gone this winter.But now the Vampires are buying the trees new leaves. Funny Stuff

Are they buying them with blood money?

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:14 pm

Vampires eat leaves? Makes perfect sense! He must be talking about a vegetarian vampire, you know, a fruit bat.

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:09 pm

JaNell wrote:
badkiity wrote:Yes!And Vampires eat leaves.At least that is what my best friend's four year old thinks.And that is why all the leaves got gone this winter.But now the Vampires are buying the trees new leaves. Funny Stuff

Are they buying them with blood money?

HeeHee!I'll ask her next time I see her

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:29 pm

Haahaahaa! That is beautiful! My best friend's 8 year old is always coming out with stuff that cracks me up. Kids are fun to borrow sometimes!