POLL: Am I Hot?
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POLL: Am I Hot?
In my attempt to create the stupidest Dumpster thread ever, I give you this poll: Am I hot?
I was born a bastard - and then I just got worse.
iblis wrote:I'd have to see you in a dress to say for certain.
I used to have a lesbian vampyre (not "vampire", vampyre) friend who needed a place to live on short notice, so she moved into the closet of my apartment bedroom (it was a freaking huge closet, but she didn't sleep in it), and instead of rent, she gave me this amazing, very simple black velvet dress, kinda like the Hellraiser look only without the leather or straps or anything - just plain black velvet - and I was, as Prince would say, "one sexy motherfucker" in that thing.
But, when I wear skirts or dresses, it's not cross-dressing; I don't want to look like a girl and wear make-up and all that sillyness. I just think that dividing clothing into gender is goofy.
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Jack wrote:In my attempt to create the stupidest Dumpster thread ever, I give you this poll: Am I hot?
sooo hot. i think you'd be super sexxee in a michael stipe type manskirt and eyeliner. yummy.

"'Vanity of vanities,' saith the priest, 'vanity of vanities. All is vanity'" - Ecclesiastes
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Jack wrote:iblis wrote:I'd have to see you in a dress to say for certain.
I used to have a lesbian vampyre (not "vampire", vampyre) friend who needed a place to live on short notice, so she moved into the closet of my apartment bedroom (it was a freaking huge closet, but she didn't sleep in it), and instead of rent, she gave me this amazing, very simple black velvet dress, kinda like the Hellraiser look only without the leather or straps or anything - just plain black velvet - and I was, as Prince would say, "one sexy motherfucker" in that thing.
But, when I wear skirts or dresses, it's not cross-dressing; I don't want to look like a girl and wear make-up and all that sillyness. I just think that dividing clothing into gender is goofy.
You should do that for Sanctus. But you'll have to wear that hat of yours.

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Nemesis wrote:iblis wrote:Jack wrote:More guys than girls have said I'm hot. Gotta wonder about that.
Don't drop the soap, mister.
That's right because... We're watching... and waiting...:twisted:
Mayhaps you should spend more time at the Rainbow Club West?
I was born a bastard - and then I just got worse.
Jack wrote:Nemesis wrote:iblis wrote:Jack wrote:More guys than girls have said I'm hot. Gotta wonder about that.
Don't drop the soap, mister.
That's right because... We're watching... and waiting...:twisted:
Mayhaps you should spend more time at the Rainbow Club West?
So, are you asking me out on a date...?

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