your Favorite self quote

revrin · Post by **revrin** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:29 pm

I have tryed this on some other forums it has not gone over why way i had planned lets see if it works here.

Everyone List your Favorite self quote.

Pray for me, for I cannot pray for my self. Pray for life, or prey upon death. Fear the prayer that saves you. Fear the preyed that hates you. In the end no matter how much we pray, in the darkâ€¦ when you are aloneâ€¦ at the endâ€¦ we are the prey.

(Thoughts by the Dark Revrin )

uncle goth · Post by **uncle goth** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:43 pm

"Never fart in the shower" if it's bad it ,it come back on you three fold

Thor · Post by **Thor** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:28 pm

No one is completely worthless, you can always serve as a bad example!

I had this quote on a tee shirt, with Batweiser Beer the beer of crime fighters, on the other side! But It was stolen years ago :cry:

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:13 am

*ahem*

Scarecrow wrote:FUCK!!!!!

thank you....goodnight.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:41 am

"Never lick a steak knife."

Oh, and...

"I'm fresh out of salt."

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:04 am

i know i have quite a few, other than the 2 in my signature......both of which i came up with while i was sober, strangely enough.
but here goes:

"they are some things in life you NEED to be picky about; meat, toilet paper, and sexual partners are a few. choose wisely and your asshole will thank you."

"you ever wonder if thats how jesus walked on water.............he just waited until it was frozen?"
(random thought while watching a movie)

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:30 am

"What is this, revenge of the ugly stick?!"

div · Post by **div** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:22 pm

"Hi, I'm div. Could I interest you in a grenade?"

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:50 pm

"It's like driving a foreign car. Your can park it in places the Caddillac will never fit." (On why size isn't always the most inportant thing)

"It's like a bad Scooby Doo episode- 'I would have gotten laid if it weren't for that meddling Miz Kitty!'." (On being accused of cockblocking)

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:29 pm

miz kitty wrote:"It's like driving a foreign car. Your can park it in places the Caddillac will never fit." (On why size isn't always the most inportant thing)

"It's like a bad Scooby Doo episode- 'I would have gotten laid if it weren't for that meddling Miz Kitty!'." (On being accused of cockblocking)

Miz_Kitty you have many a wise and clever quote that many of us use from time to time (but I always give credit where credit is due).

I especially like that last one.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:31 pm

Fatass wrote:"Hey, goth kid! Halloween's over!"

I wrote:"Thanks for the tip. By the way, International Eat A Lard Sandwich Day is over, too.

Another witty retort:

Metrosexual Asshole in Pink Hollister Shirt wrote:"(regarding my incredibly tattered shirt) You need a new shirt."

I wrote:"You need a Y chromosome."

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:08 pm

B_Ko wrote:
Metrosexual Asshole in Pink Hollister Shirt wrote:"(regarding my incredibly tattered shirt) You need a new shirt."
I wrote:"You need a Y chromosome."

HAHAHAHAHA...Nice...Though I take personal offence, to some degree as I am...

junkie christ wrote:METROMAN!!!

I'm a superhero...Of the effeminent kind...Kinda like Robin, I suppose...

(There ya go...There's my quote of the day^)

uncle goth · Post by **uncle goth** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:52 pm

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first"

JaaGula · Post by **JaaGula** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:28 am

Earth is a Spacestation...what are you here for?...we're all here to Go into space....do I hear any questions about that? What did you expect to learn?...come on tell me im here...
(William S. Burroughs)

karlaBOO · Post by **karlaBOO** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:03 am

"He wouldn't Do anything. He'd just grab his crotch and shake it at her and laugh. And she'd be like, 'That's 50 Bucks.' "

"I'm eye-groping you right now."

We're a weird family. *shrugs*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:59 pm

Upon being asked by a UT Religious Studies major, while walking to the Longbranch one night, "If you could ask God one question, what would it be?" my answer was "How are you?"

While recently watching a guy in Market Square try to scare people into being religious while at the same time handing out dollar bills if they answered Bible questions correctly, a guy started yelling at him about how he was using the Devil's means to bring people to Jesus and that was messed up. Precher Dude said "How many of you want me to keep handing out money?" and a bunch of people were like "Yeah dude!" Preacher pointed to the dissenter and said "You're outnumbered!" To which I immediately yelled "Jesus was outnumbered, too!"

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:42 pm

Jack wrote:Upon being asked by a UT Religious Studies major, while walking to the Longbranch one night, "If you could ask God one question, what would it be?" my answer was "How are you?"

While recently watching a guy in Market Square try to scare people into being religious while at the same time handing out dollar bills if they answered Bible questions correctly, a guy started yelling at him about how he was using the Devil's means to bring people to Jesus and that was messed up. Precher Dude said "How many of you want me to keep handing out money?" and a bunch of people were like "Yeah dude!" Preacher pointed to the dissenter and said "You're outnumbered!" To which I immediately yelled "Jesus was outnumbered, too!"

Kickass.

GJaaGular · Post by **GJaaGular** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:49 am

I would ask God for Tons of X no cops and Lisa Atchly to remember my phone number.....remember??? meth...walmart storefront..we as king why we're alive....I'm hoping you have an answer...i mean really you used to let me into planet earth...tell me we meant something...
I think...call me if i dont answer leave ma a hot goth lover message
Jeffg
dancer 90 - i cant remember much more ...damn it just remember and tell Gregory i said hi
932-3171
and dont a bunch of you...screw it i could use the company

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:32 pm

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:31 pm

"Anthropology Major - because Dead people are cool!"

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