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What this country needs is more cowbell!

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Christopher Walken for president in 2008

And no, it's a hoax website, but think about...
I'ld vote for him.
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Hmmmm....
He might be my ideal running mate for 2008.
Howe & Walkin 2008
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This could work.......
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Hail Walken.
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I'd vote for him...if he ran with Clinton...
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Jesse the body said he might run in 2008 which could be cool,i could see it now wrestlemaina 26 from the lawn of the white house
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For this, he has my vote:


The War in Iraq:
"We are committed to Iraq now, and nothing can undo that. As President, I will not abandon our troops or the Iraqi people, both of whom have made great sacrifices in the name of peace and freedom. I will seek the aid of the world community to form a special peacekeeping coalition to assist with the consolidation of power in Iraq. My top priority will be to stabilize Iraq under this international force and end our occupation."

Campaign Finance Reform:
"I believe that campaign finance is a very tough issue, with good points on both sides; but I feel, as a wealthy American, that I should have no more say than even the least fortunate American citizen. Free speech in politics is about the voices of all those who support you, not who supports you with the biggest voice."

Military Funding:
"I am a huge supporter of the military. I have always thought of them as our guardians, and when our guardians are making less than the poverty line, and children are suffering because their parents decided to join the military, well, I get very upset. I feel that instead of sending billions to the Pentagon's pet projects, it should go to the troops."

Abortion Rights:
"I believe in the American family. I believe that every child deserves a loving home with parents who can afford to raise and care for them. Every woman has the right to have a child when she is ready, and I believe her government has no right to force a child upon her when she is not."

Stem Cell Research:
"I'd met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and after having met him it is tough to be against [stem cell research]. I am for human knowledge and expansion of human life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I cannot support legislation to restrict this potentially life-saving research."
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"I've got a fever, and the only perscription is more cowbell."
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Post by TheInfiniteMonkey »

MORE COWBELL NOW!!!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/cowbell.swf


Man, I would LOVE to hear someone loop this in between songs at Temple or Sanctus one night.

Long live The Walken!!!
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here's your goddamn cowbell.
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Dude, she was trusting harder than Danzig...
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