Reasons to kill yourself...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:24 pm

heres a few things that make me wanna take the dirt nap.
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reason 1) ben affleck is still in movies

reason 2) angelina jolie is not in porn movies

reason 3) my chemical romance still has a record deal.

reason 4) the major players of the ramones arent alive to have a record deal

reason 5) paris hilton.

reason 6) everyone youve ever fucked is on myspace. and they want to add you.

reason 7) natile portman's acting in episode three.

reason 8 ) use of the word NO in episode three, the emperors scene and the vader thing.

reason 9) that remake of herbie fully reloaded. bonus points is the fact they digitally edited that lohan chicks boobs down ... and like as soon as she was plugging it on TV she was like -15 lbs.

reason 10) Theres enough idiots in the country to get bush in office twice.

ok they are more things that annoy me but im bored.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:21 pm

OMFG! Everyone keeps saying I look like Paris Hilton and now junkie christ hates me because of it.

I swear I'm not a bitch like her...well okay, I'm a bitch, but
I'm not a whore like her, I'm getting married soon!

but, the old men that own her stupid ass porno won't stop looking at me...

EWWWW, I wanna die!

:fire:

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:12 pm

junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3

WAAAAAAhh my pussy hurts!!!!!! :cry:

*busting out a window in the sun sphere shouting "We'll no I'm not a porn star, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night" SPLAT * :microwave:

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:24 pm

Right now I'm laughing so hard at this thread I can't even think of anything depressing. I'M SUCH A FAILURE! I'm going to go sit in the dark and cut myself...* SOB *

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:25 pm

Im crying.....My friends just told me that floresent clear isnt a color....damnit....its my favorite color.....my world is over....*steps into traffic at paper mill rd. during rush our*

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:50 pm

someone on teevee told me to!

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:28 pm

I still have 42 more bands to find in that thread russo posted. Wah. Wah.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:05 pm

I had a 2 year old puke on my today...twice.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:32 am

I had a prostate/colon checkup today, and the doctor is best friends with my parents....god his finger was huge......I feel so violated....yet turned on...eewww....BANG!!

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:24 pm

1) I just found out my dog gets laid more than I do 2) Im a 23 year old Virgin, who has been in college for six years and has yet to graduate from a four year school! 3) Bush is still in office :shock:

4) Cheyney is still alive :shock:

5)Cheyney is now my boss :cry:

6)And my final rant......these god damned southern bible toting, righteous, bastards who think they are better than us. Sry I have had a bad day in this little town, and would really like to use a GUN right now, and the GUN wouldnt be for me. I can see it on the news.....little town of athens wiped out when crazed goth looses his marbles.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:44 pm

I don't really need to kill myself right now, because the enemies in RE4's pro mode are making me dead for me.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:10 pm

ok, im back at college....in kentucky....i am the only student from my original class. I am so alone....ibe been in a four year school for 7 years.....bang

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:41 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:ok, im back at college....in kentucky....i am the only student from my original class. I am so alone....ibe been in a four year school for 7 years.....bang

All you really had to say was..."I'm in Kentucky."...and we all would have taken your life for you.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:28 pm

vicious_blood wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:ok, im back at college....in kentucky....i am the only student from my original class. I am so alone....ibe been in a four year school for 7 years.....bang

All you really had to say was..."I'm in Kentucky."...and we all would have taken your life for you.

yea.....i went from living with my parents in athens to being all alone way the hell up here. whyyyyyyyy?

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:01 pm

I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and paint the wall with my brains if I were Brian Peppers.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:36 pm

Zeo wrote:I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and paint the wall with my brains if I were Brian Peppers.

I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth and paint the wall with your brains if you were Brian Peppers.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:41 pm

B_Ko wrote:
Zeo wrote:I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and paint the wall with my brains if I were Brian Peppers.

I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth and paint the wall with your brains if you were Brian Peppers.

And I would do the same for you if you were Brian Peppers!

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:58 pm

I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper
If you drink Dr. Pepper you're a pepper too!

uncle goth · Post by **uncle goth** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:24 pm

ruptured disk,pinched nerve

I'll take away my wife's anti psycotic drugs and wait

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:23 pm

first week of class. I am a political sci. major, and a criminal justice major. 18 credit hrs. all 300- 400 level. Tonight I have to read a shit load of john locke.......*douses books and self with petro* any one got a light? :roll:

Reasons to kill yourself...

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