while i'm being so sentimental, i would like to take this moment to give hearty thanks to everyone on this board.
and most importantly, i would like to thank my number one conspirator, the excavator of unearthly mojo, the "man-behind-the-scenes", the effervescent dealer of dorkdom...
my penis.
thank you, penis, from the bottom of my heart and the swelling of my loins. you are the best friend anyone could ever ask for. here's looking at many more years of fun between the two of us.
(and here's hoping that the gobs of microwave signals that i'm expelling from my lap are only making me sterile, as opposed to impotent.
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