TN To Ban Dildos?!
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Have they voted on this yet?
If the pass it... or if they already have...
I live in, like, the capitol of sexual deviation. If anyone needs me to buy some wares for them let me know. We could just set up a paypal exchange to cover it and shipping.
I agree with whomever said that thing about most of the women they know killing people if they didn't have access to their battery operated boyfriends. Plus, with the quality of men in Knoxville being what it is, I feel really sorry for the women if this goes through.
If the pass it... or if they already have...
I live in, like, the capitol of sexual deviation. If anyone needs me to buy some wares for them let me know. We could just set up a paypal exchange to cover it and shipping.
I agree with whomever said that thing about most of the women they know killing people if they didn't have access to their battery operated boyfriends. Plus, with the quality of men in Knoxville being what it is, I feel really sorry for the women if this goes through.
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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The bill was apparently recalled on March 9th:
http://www.legislature.state.tn.us/bills/currentga/BillCompanionInfo.aspx?BillNumber=SB3794
http://www.legislature.state.tn.us/bills/currentga/BillCompanionInfo.aspx?BillNumber=SB3794
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Even though
I am into saving yourself for your soulmate. I know how hormones can drive teenagers insane. At least with a vibrator or dildo You canot get a sexually trasmitted disease or get pregnant.
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apparently the bill was withdrawn, ( prematurely no doubt)
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Re: dildos
uncle goth wrote:apparently the bill was withdrawn, ( prematurely no doubt)
Problems with prematurity much?
vertigo25 wrote:The bill was apparently recalled on March 9th:
http://www.legislature.state.tn.us/bills/currentga/BillCompanionInfo.aspx?BillNumber=SB3794
Yay! Now I don't have to worry about stocking up, Y2K style...
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trust me, typically when she was any weapon that can inflict damage, everyone listensjudas gnb wrote:i think a certin kity kity with a whip made the boys in nashville reconcider this bill
even our local representatives.
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Apparently TN isn't the only one trying to push this... apparently South Carolina has the same idea.
http://halfastick.blogspot.com/2006/04/sex-and-violence.html
http://halfastick.blogspot.com/2006/04/sex-and-violence.html
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elasticwings wrote:Apparently TN isn't the only one trying to push this... apparently South Carolina has the same idea.
http://halfastick.blogspot.com/2006/04/sex-and-violence.html
Idiots! It's a DILDO, not a fucking crackpipe!!
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humanponygirl213 wrote:elasticwings wrote:Apparently TN isn't the only one trying to push this... apparently South Carolina has the same idea.
http://halfastick.blogspot.com/2006/04/sex-and-violence.html
Idiots! It's a DILDO, not a fucking crackpipe!!
Speak for yourself, my dildo multi-tasks.
humanponygirl213 wrote:elasticwings wrote:Apparently TN isn't the only one trying to push this... apparently South Carolina has the same idea.
http://halfastick.blogspot.com/2006/04/sex-and-violence.html
Idiots! It's a DILDO, not a fucking crackpipe!!
Don't be so sure. I know too many McGyver stoners who can make a pipe out of about anything...
"Okay, I need a tube from a toilet paper roll, a piece of tin foil and #2 sharpened pencil... What no toilet paper tube... okay get me an apple, the Pencil... okay no apple... just gimme a 3x4 piece of tin foil and a pencil... No pencil... Okay, just give me a bic ballpoint pen... this isn't rocket science here.... Damnit just give me your dildo! I can do SOMETHING with that"
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i think a certin kity kity with a whip made the boys in nashville reconcider this bill
As much as I'd like to take credit for this one, I'd hazard a guess to say maybe the people pushing the bill actually went out and bought a few!So everyone, go do your patriotic duty and buy a dildo!
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