Brokeback Mountian

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:18 am

Saw it.

It restored my faith in filmmaking...espicaially after the last few films I've seen.

A few things I expected, but didn't see.

1. Penis. Not one cock shot...but there were tits...

2. Blow job...again...not one male on male.

3. Man on Man lovin'...One scene...

4. Male kissing...maybe twice through the whole movie.

So...Yea, for being a "gay cowboy" movie...not a whole lot of gay...In fact...there was more naked Anne Hathway and Michelle Williams than anything else.

But it was a good film. Killer cinematography, and the sountrack was very fitting. It covered that sex and violence bit a little heavily...but yea.

4 stars out of 5...

4 because it was pretty long, due to character building.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:04 pm

Ha ha, you saw Brokeback mountain! That means you're gay!

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:29 pm

Actually, I am a lesbian.

Asshole.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:15 am

I stand corrected.

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:22 pm

Banned in the Bahamas. Silly Bohemians. Of course, it's also banned in China, but everything is banned in China...

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/30/D8GM5K30C.html

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:43 pm

Well now I HAVE to see it. I think I'll rent it tonight... on Zeo's Hollywood Video account!! HA!

downbeforetheworld · Post by **downbeforetheworld** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:02 pm

so i watched this movie the other night and for the record, im only gay of the second weekend of every month. but yeah, honestly, i thought it was a piece of shit.
like really terrible.
im okay with the whole dude on dude kissy kissy shit...that's fine and there was very little of it. what im not okay with is everything else.

1. the acting wasnt very good. there were moments where i was really digging the acting (like when someone is screaming and committing acts of violence) but for the most part it was super fuckin cheesy.
2. that pesky fucking music theme was played like a million times.
3. there were little 3-5 minute segments where there were nothing but shots of nature (creeks, moutains, trees) that just felt like they lasted forever and did nothing but annoy the everloving shit out of me...while that terrible music was playing.
4. there are other things that bugged me but i really dont feel like typing anymore so im gonna wrap this up.

i was really looking forward to this movie because i had a vision in my mind of what it was going to be. i was completely wrong and that's nobody's fault but my own. here is the best way i know to describe this movie to anyone who cares.

imagine a really trashy gay romance novel written for middle aged women. now imagine them adapting the novel to make a made for TV "lifetime movie" for middle aged women... then throw in a couple of movie stars and you have Brokeback Moutain.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:55 pm

is it bad that i payed 6 bucks and fell asleep during the movie....i had just come off of a double shift, but still i fell asleep in a theater....of what i remember it was ok.....

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:12 am

Dear Ang Lee ,

Brokeback Mountain is one of the worst films I have ever seen. Please return the 2+ hours of my life that you blatantly robbed from me.

Thanks,
Kelli

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:51 am

Damn thats disapointing to hear...

I know for one I'm sick of hearing the jokes about it.

I guess as long as you are the first to make a movie about gay cowboys it automatically = great film to some people.

I just want a Jake Gyllenhaal. Thats all.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:37 pm

1. the acting wasnt very good. there were moments where i was really digging the acting (like when someone is screaming and committing acts of violence) but for the most part it was super fuckin cheesy.

I thought the acting was really impressive. Espicially on Heath Ledger's part...but Anne Hathaway did suck serious ass...

As for the theme music...yea I hate that, but unfortunatly that happens in a lot of movies, and I did feel that part of the movie was really slow...

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:49 pm

If I wanted to see a movie about gay cowboys I would have just rented Midnight Cowboy.

tbones · Post by **tbones** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:24 pm

i thought the acting was good. im totally convinced they both are gay in real life.
i agree the soundtrack was lacking. i also agree that there were way to many nature scenes. those were the parts where me and kym giggled waiting for the man on man love so it wasnt to boring.

i bought it. i just watch the love scenes now. the first time i saw it i cried.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:37 pm

I have no interest in seeing it, because it looks like Bridges of Madison County, with gay cowboys in.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:58 pm

This movie was really sad and totally gay.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:55 pm

Russo wrote:If I wanted to see a movie about gay cowboys I would have just rented Midnight Cowboy.

If i wanted to see gay cowboys i'd watch my wacky, wack neighbors.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:38 pm

this might have been said but its worth saying again

save a horse ride a cowboy