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Post by iblis »

to avoid hijacking a pre-existing thread, i figured i'd post some of the more outrageous household gadgets i come across, here.

such as the iRobot automated floor scrubber. (i'll just codename this one: cinderella)

which would make a fine companion for the iRobot automagical vaccuum cleaner - this little bastard will charge itself back up after it's done, just like artoo.

no geek's kitchen would be complete without the uber phallic automatic wine bottle opener. (hey, if you don't want guests wasting your charge on a bottle of port, just tell them it's your very first automated enema kit - they won't touch it.)

obviously, beings with higher intelligence learn that a little laziness, and a lot of hubris goes a long way. the hammacher-schlemmer self-stirring mug is here to make sure you get it stirred to perfection.

for those who can't be bothered to turn on the light in the middle of the night, there are some snazzy cool led faucet sets at thinkgeek.

if anyone else has something to add to the list, feel free to contribute.
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*drool* gadgets....

thanks, this is a great thread!
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Post by TiredUnhappy »

I think this is one that our community can appreciate....


http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/talking-tombstone-you-know-for-dead-jokesters-183688.php

http://www.talking-tombstone.com/

I kind of want mine to say "Okay fuckface, you just fucked yourself!" :P
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Post by necrosynthesis »

At first I thought it said *lead* facet set. haha.
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