Weirdest webpage evar?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:53 am

I came across this in the middle of the night during a semi-random Google search. I just don't know what to make of it. This is the specific section I found, and from what I've browsed of the others, is one of the most interesting. But it's all pretty weird.

http://www.geocities.com/truthwalker2003/monarch4.htm

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:28 am

Ah yes...

Velcome to da Vorld of da Vidowz Zon

All hail DISCORDIA!!!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:17 pm

Hail Eris, indeed, but I think that stuff was actually written by some radical uber-Christians.

Or Discordians posing as Christians.

Hmm... we need a golden apple emoticon.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:10 pm

Hey, did you read the part about programming children? It's under "D. KEEPING THE MIND DISSOCIATIVE"

I.E., repeated rape and beating of a child to reverse their natural concept of pain == bad.

This document also mentions the Illuininati. Surprised? I'm not.

This isn't weird, it's disturbing. Especially when one considers that while this document may not be factual, the concepts and actions depicted within are very real, and put into use to this day by happy-shiney-fun-fun cults the world over.

On a lighter note, I think it would be fun to hypnotize CD to dance on command.

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 4:55 pm

OK....so far my favorite line:

"He [the antichrist] will feast on the blood of sacrificed individuals, and may well be addicted to drinking blood, like Vice-Pres. Al Gore is."

Pretty much blew coffee all over my monitor over that...

Actually, this bears great similarity to one of my favorite all time hoaxes. Dating back to the 19th century, the ever popular "Protocols of the Elder Counsel of Zion" which is still corrupting minds to this day. Originally written to help the Russian Tzar kick the jews out of Russia, it has been the basis for most of the anti-semitic actions from the beginnings of the Industrial Age till the Present.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 5:07 pm

Holy crap, I didn't find any lines that were nearly as kooky as the "Al Gore is a vampire" one. Wow. :shock:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 7:07 pm

theres mention to some real theories chocked in that madness. thats why im laughing.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:53 pm

junkie christ wrote:theres mention to some real theories chocked in that madness. thats why im laughing.

Intelligence and insanity are often linked? Why do you think there are apparently only two options:

1. Either the world is ruled by who it appears to be - people who are very, or at least moderately, stupid.

2. Or it's not, and it's ruled by people so intelligent they do things so crazy that anyone who even speculates about them is labeled a "conspiracy nut" or, to use the polite term, "conspiracy researcher".

After all, haven't we been programmed to negatively react to the very word "conspiracy"?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:34 pm

Jack wrote:
junkie christ wrote:theres mention to some real theories chocked in that madness. thats why im laughing.

Intelligence and insanity are often linked? Why do you think there are apparently only two options:

1. Either the world is ruled by who it appears to be - people who are very, or at least moderately, stupid.

2. Or it's not, and it's ruled by people so intelligent they do things so crazy that anyone who even speculates about them is labeled a "conspiracy nut" or, to use the polite term, "conspiracy researcher".

After all, haven't we been programmed to negatively react to the very word "conspiracy"?

Most definitely programmed. Who knows...could be anything from actual humans running the show behind the scene to maybe there was more to Roswell than anyone though....but do we really want to open the door to the happy land of the conspiracy theorist...*pulls out his bag of conspiracy theories* do we?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:15 pm

To me it sounds like nothing more than some on who has read B.F. Skinner and the like so much and has so many disfuntons that they try to justify certain behaviors. trance and hallucinations are linked only by the fact that they are altered states of consiousness. Program your self to do/not do certain behaviors. don't change others. thats how charlie got started.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:23 am

Jack wrote:
junkie christ wrote:theres mention to some real theories chocked in that madness. thats why im laughing.

Intelligence and insanity are often linked? Why do you think there are apparently only two options:

1. Either the world is ruled by who it appears to be - people who are very, or at least moderately, stupid.

2. Or it's not, and it's ruled by people so intelligent they do things so crazy that anyone who even speculates about them is labeled a "conspiracy nut" or, to use the polite term, "conspiracy researcher".

After all, haven't we been programmed to negatively react to the very word "conspiracy"?

ill go with number two.
and no, i think everything is a conspiracy...but because i have contacts in enough "areas" of importance to know it is. if i ever spilled my guts, id be killed. no shit.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:32 pm

Jack wrote:
junkie christ wrote:theres mention to some real theories chocked in that madness. thats why im laughing.

Intelligence and insanity are often linked? Why do you think there are apparently only two options:

Insanity is often just the ability to see from both sides of the looking glass. Imagine if someone were programmed to not be able to consciously acknowledge the existance of anyone wearing the color green. Now, they would think you're pretty fucking crazy if you were to sit down and have a lengthy, intelligent conversation with a guy in a green shirt.

You wouldn't be crazy - they just would not see the person.

Now, imagine that concept put to work on a broader scale. Say, throughout nations.

Kind of crazy, huh?

1. Either the world is ruled by who it appears to be - people who are very, or at least moderately, stupid.

The problem here is that if there is a body of hyper-intelligent people in control, they are no doubt doing it by proxy. And said proxy is going to be really fucking stupid.

Hence, even if there is an Illuminati or other Big Bad Group™ controlling the show, their goob of a puppet supports option number one enough to make those considering option number two look very paranoid.

2. Or it's not, and it's ruled by people so intelligent they do things so crazy that anyone who even speculates about them is labeled a "conspiracy nut" or, to use the polite term, "conspiracy researcher".

I prefer the term "curious" myself. :mrgreen:

After all, haven't we been programmed to negatively react to the very word "conspiracy"?

I cleared my CMOS a long time ago. And there is no spoon.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:50 pm

im not afraid of the Illuminati and im pretty damn positive it exists. its not what most people think anyway. conceited biz-men if u ask me..
i AM afraid a group because i know how many other organizations are owned by them covertly. and im fully aware of some of the methods that got them where they are (if people really knew how the types of power that influence... my god..that shit people ignore is about 80% of what owns man...). im glad i dont have to worry about it, but i fear for those who do. thats the most i can or will say on the subject.
theres not too many organizations that control everything, the compeition would be too high. but they do exist.
and ibbie, yea i agree with your statements, as usual.