• NAME MY PENIS!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:35 am**

Ok this probably applies more to me then you but...

1. Clueless
2. Hermit

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:43 am**

i've always used "the event staff"

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:57 am**

Name it "Joe". "Joe Penis".

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:58 am**

Mr. Cheezy!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 9:03 am**

Or how about, "SnuffluNFugus"?

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 11:54 am**

Ah, yes.

Penis, penis, penis........

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2003 6:12 pm**

PENNISSSSSSSSS
LAS VEGAS.

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:04 am**

Okay... After much consideration , here's my contibution to the "Name my penis" effort

Mafia's Methadone Log!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:11 am**

Well at least nobody can say that my penis is a

DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:15 am**

Too true... but if it were a dangling participle... wouldn't you trip and fall down a lot?

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:21 am**

Beelzabetty wrote:Too true... but if it were a dangling participle... wouldn't you trip and fall down a lot?

Periodically, although you would know that it happened by my inflamed exclamation point......

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:23 am**

That's not all that would be inflamed , my friend!!! :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:49 am**

Now now... there's no need to get a swollen head.

How about naming him..

Mr. Peppy

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:01 am**

I've only "known" two guys who had official names for their genitals. One was "Indiana Jones" and the other was "Zeek."

As for the divine names...
Thor... god of thunder
Zeus.. god of lightning
Loki... god of mischief and evil
Apllo... god of the sun
Hades... god of the "underworld"
Mercury... god of thieves, merchants, and travellers
Hephaestus... god of the forge
Ares... god of war
Eros... god of LOVE! or
Pan... the only god who ever died

Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:19 am**

Mother Mo wrote:Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.

You mean Pry-a-Puss? ;o)

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:13 am**

Mother Mo wrote:I've only "known" two guys who had official names for their genitals. One was "Indiana Jones" and the other was "Zeek."

As for the divine names...
Thor... god of thunder
Zeus.. god of lightning
Loki... god of mischief and evil
Apllo... god of the sun
Hades... god of the "underworld"
Mercury... god of thieves, merchants, and travellers
Hephaestus... god of the forge
Ares... god of war
Eros... god of LOVE! or
Pan... the only god who ever died

Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.

Oh Gods, that's funny. Thank you for the giggle this morning.

If a divine name would be given to my penis, it would probably be The Monkey God - You know him, Asian God who stole one of the Seven Pillars of Heaven to use as a club but kept it tucked behind his ear as a toothpick most of the time. Alas, if only my penis had such magical elastic properties.........

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:37 am**

You can't name one's penis before you have seen it . . .

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:48 am**

tiipou wrote:You can't name one's penis before you have seen it . . .

Sure I can.. yours is named Capt. Spunky!

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:52 am**

iblis wrote:you could always name your penis "Dick".

agreed.... :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:04 am**

scarecrow wrote:
iblis wrote:you could always name your penis "Dick".

agreed....

Richard the Sperm Hearted!